Lousy Mexicans Won’t Mow My Lawn
My wife threw herself a Mexican fiesta party for her birthday. She got a pack of Mexican moustaches from the local party store along with margarita cups and hot pepper party favors. We plan on filling up on jalapeño poppers and chips and queso. Friends are showing up in bandanas with flannel shirts buttoned at only the top. I have an old US-CERT shirt with the DHS logo on it. I taped over the US-CERT part and wrote border patrol on it
And of course Pandora has a whole channel dedicated to mariachi music.
Happy birthday to her. Did you see Machete? 🙂