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Back to School
Today is the first day of school around my hometown. That means that if you leave for work at the wrong time you could get stuck behind a schoolbus for miles.
But at least I’m not on any of those buses. As Teller Tweeted:
One thing I miss about school, however, is shopping for brand new school supplies. New spiral-bound notebooks, ink pens, markers, and the best of all, a new Trapper Keeper. I mean, I can still buy those things now, but I can’t show up to a client’s office with a Captain America Trapper Keeper instead of a leather portfolio can I?
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