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Venus Has Something to Prove

I think she is trying to prove she’s not the ugly one of the two Williams sisters. She does this, according to the Onion, by wearing only the outfits Daddy picks for her.

As comparison, here is Serena and Venus in more modest clothes. Yep, Serena is cuter.

Know what would have made the lengerie tennis outfit hotter? How about some awesome fake nipplage?

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

2 thoughts on “Venus Has Something to Prove

  • Man, someone told me Venus had a nipple slip in an outfit recently and I just didn’t believe her because of the outfit she described, would have bet $10 on it being Serena’s. Had no idea Venus was wearing lingerie to her matches now.

  • What a stupid post.

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