Forbidden Fruit
I went to a local San Diego winery today, and was fascinated that there was a fruit tree right next to the driveway. So backing out I snatched a piece of citrus from the tree. I thought it was a lemon due to the size and color.
But as it turns out, it was a small cutie orange, and it was fully ripe. And quite tasty! Maybe it tasted so good because I plucked it myself or maybe because I was hungry at the time, but it was fantastic.
Technically, since you picked the fruit, you can live on the dole at the expense of California! So keep the video as evidence if everything doesn’t work out. In other words, you have a parachute!