Just What Every Guy Needs

My wife was thumbing through what she referred to as “the most redneck catalog on the planet OMFG!!11” and she pointed this out to me. It is a stripper pole alarm clock. The catalog, which prominently features three-wolf sweaters and comforters, along with camoflage bath robes, describes the alarm clock as something that will “really make your boyfriend rise” in the morning.

This is how you know feminism doesn’t work. I’ll bet this is how K-Fed wakes up in the morning. If you want to get it, click here.