WTF Poop on a Stick
An amazing product for those of you too big to properly reach your ass with the buttwipe. Or if you think its just too yucky to wipe your ass the normal way. “Comfort Wipe” claims: For over a hundred years we’ve been using toilet tissues the same old way. Now there’s a better way with the extended reach and comfortable to use Comfort Wipe™. It grabs and holds the toilet tissue in perfect positions so you can easily wipe yourself.
So when the end of the stick gets poopy because, let’s face it, using a stick to wipe your ass is not a normal motion people do, where do you get a stick that could hold the poopy stick? And sadly, many in our nation are now so fat that this is a necessary invention.
This reminds me of one of those monkeys who uses a stick to fish for ants in a hole. And isn’t the bend in the wand going the wrong direction. It curves away from your gigantic ass, rather than around it, and toward your rosebud.
Lol we don’t see Billy mays hawking this on latenight tv!