Klingon Crackhead Robs 7-11

Someone robbed a 7-11 convenience store in Colorado using a Klingon Bat’Leth.  Awesome!

From the AP here:

Colorado police say a man with too much “Star Trek” on his mind used a sword modeled after the weapon carried by Klingon warriors to demand money from two convenience stores.

Investigators say the man took an unknown amount of cash from a 7-Eleven store Wednesday but left empty-handed when he tried to rob another store about 25 minutes later.

No word on whether or not the assailant called the clerk a “bloodless pa ‘tak.”