I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Klingon Crackhead Robs 7-11
Someone robbed a 7-11 convenience store in Colorado using a Klingon Bat’Leth. Awesome!

From the AP here:
Colorado police say a man with too much “Star Trek” on his mind used a sword modeled after the weapon carried by Klingon warriors to demand money from two convenience stores.
Investigators say the man took an unknown amount of cash from a 7-Eleven store Wednesday but left empty-handed when he tried to rob another store about 25 minutes later.
No word on whether or not the assailant called the clerk a “bloodless pa ‘tak.”
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about 3 years ago
Alot more effective than the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.