Its that wonderful time of the year for the Religion of Peace where men (no bitches allowed!) young and old cut themselves to celebrate Ashura. This ancient bloodletting rite is handed down from generation to generation because Muhammad’s grandkid, Imam Hussein, was a dirty Emo cutter who listened to mopey music and was sad because his three underage wives just “weren’t that into him.”

With all the bloodshed, it makes you wonder if they worry about AIDS, but then you remember that all the gays in Muslim lands are killed, so problem solved.  But a nasty outbreak of Hepatitis or staph would be a nice capper on these disgusting celebrations.

A Shi’ite Muslim taps the head of a baby with a razor to draw blood during a ceremony marking Ashura in Nabatieh, south Lebanon, January 7, 2009.

Thanks to Sweetness and Light for the pics.  Previous Ashura celebratory blog posts are here and here.

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