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Heather Mills’ 40th Birthday
Heather Mills’ birthday party was a total washout. Her roof of her home was leaky and pissy neighbors were blaring Beatles music all night because Heather didn’t invite them to the bash.
From the Mirror here:
Heather Mills McCartney’s 40th birthday party was a washout – when her mansion was flooded.
Sir Paul’s ex-wife invited dozens of guests and even put up a marquee. But they arrived to find the house covered in tarpaulin after a leaky roof let in torrential rain.
To make matters worse, angry neighbors who weren’t invited blared out Beatles songs all night.
I hope she got the birthday present I sent her. I bought her vegan ass a nice carbon debit. One tree destroyed in her name. And thanks to Cathy for the story!
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