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Busted! Heather Mills Skanky Porn Photo

Just one month after Heather Mills cried on national television saying that stories of her pornographic past were absolutely untrue, a UK tabloid splashed the photo below on its pages. I have cleaned it up a bit for this site.


Not safe for work photo and story from NewsoftheWorld here:

She pulled down her top to expose her boobs and splayed her legs in this classic porn magazine pose.

And in another of the explicit shots — taken before she lost her leg in a 1993 road accident-she writhed knickerless on a white quilted bed, cupping her naked breasts.

Across the pages of the smutty mag, pouting Heather boasts: “I’m gonna drive you crazy with my body…”. Yet just a month ago, the estranged wife of Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney had the front to go on GMTV and rant hysterically that newspaper stories of her porn past were untrue.

Heather, 39, cried crocodile tears and said: “They eliminate the whole 20 years of my life of campaigning and put in things like ‘hardcore porn queen’.”

You know that shovel she’s been using to dig Paul McCartney’s gold? It just got lots smaller.

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