Kanye West’s Mother, Donda West Died * * Update! Died From Sucking the Fat Out

Another know-nothing know-it-all with some slander masquerading as faux-concern for “soon-to-be-rapist” Kanye West. His biggest risk is apparently getting shot and raping someone. Lemme guess who these conclusions are based on – 50 Cent and Mike Tyson. Well, the second one’s not a guess, since the poster stated it himself, in an earlier post.

Let’s look at these people for a second, shall we? 50 Cent, Mike Tyson, and Kanye West.

Curtis James Jackson III, aka 50 Cent, was born to a 15-year-old single mother who made ends meet by dealing cocaine. Curtis started dealing crack at 12, before going into rap.

Mike Tyson’s surname isn’t his father’s. His mother never married the father of him and his two siblings. No, his surname comes from his mother’s previous marriage. No worries, though: Tyson’s father left around the time Mike was born, so I guess that eliminated some confusion. He grew up in one of Brooklyn’s toughest neighbourhoods – with a girly voice and a lisp.
He got into boxing at age 12, after a coach at school spotted his talent. This wasn’t any ordinary school, though – it was a remedial college. He was only sent there because he was arrested for purse snatching. Petty theft and assault was his gateway into professional boxing.

Now let’s look at Kanye West. His parents split when he was 3. Ok, but who were they? Well, his Dad was a former Black Panther – now he’s a Christian counsellor. His mother was a professor at Chicago State University, and eventually chair of the English department. And what did Kanye do before he got into rap? He was an English major.

Oh yes, Kanye is certainly at risk of following in the footsteps of 50 Cent and Mike Tyson. What does it matter that he’s educated and from a middle-class family, with his only addiction (porn) one that is shared by half the male college population, plus such professionals as doctors, lawyers and police officers, some of whom are married men with children? Does it even matter that this logic doesn’t even work from band to band, as a comparison of U2 and Guns ‘n Roses (both great 80′s rock bands) illustrates? Does that matter at all?

No! Because he’s black!

And fat reduction surgery to look like “one of the hos?”

Here’s a fun fact about being 50-something and overweight: it destroys your joints. Donda – like some of the overweight mothers I know – might have needed to reduce her weight because the weight’s added pressure coupled with menopause-induced osteoporosis was rupturing her spinal cartilege, pinching her sciatic nerve, causing huge pain and putting her vertebrae at risk of collapse. Maybe she couldn’t exercise properly because her knee joints couldn’t take the strain anymore. And maybe she couldn’t find time to exercise because being a mother just kept her too busy. My stay-at-home mother was an ex-fitness freak – but she became an overweight wreck just because she turned to food for comfort instead of, I dunno, an affair with the neighbour’s husband or something. And now she’s the same age as Donda, and suffering all these problems. If I could afford the surgery she needs, she’d get it.

How’s your mum bearing up, Pat? Or, if you’re too old, how are the mothers of today’s stay-at-home generation bearing up? Y’know, the ones who had their kids later and whose kids are dependent longer? How are they doing?

Show some consideration and respect before you bag out somebody you’ve never met and know nothing about.