Brangelina Takes the Net to Czech Republic

See that’s what happens when you adopt an oriental child. Three months later you are ready to adopt again! Brad apparently let Angelina wander out of his sight while she was over in the Czech Republic shooting a new movie. And between takes, the local orphanarium acted like a magnet on Jolie’s addled sensibilities, and soon she was pressing her nose against the glass of the baby cage pointing to a cute little white one in diapers.

“I don’t have one of those yet!” she exclaimed, meaning a white boy.

Angelina with her child-catching net.

So she called Brad up and ordered him to bring her giant child-catching net, which was still warm from her recent child-snatching in the jungles of Vietnam.

From the Sun Online here:

ANGELINA JOLIE is planning another addition to her rainbow family – this time an orphan boy from the Czech Republic.

The Hollywood star, in Prague to film her latest movie Wanted, has been paying regular visits to a Catholic orphanage in the centre of the city. And Angelina — who has already adopted nippers from Cambodia, Ethiopia and Vietnam — has fallen in love with one of the orphans.

Her partner BRAD PITT flew from Montreal, Canada, to Prague to meet the child this weekend. Now the couple are going through official channels to make their fourth adoption.

The couple’s family now includes Cambodian son MADDOX, five, Vietnamese son PAX THIEN, three, Ethiopian daughter ZAHARA, two, and their own daughter SHILOH, one.

The couple have now flown to New York for a three-week break while Czech authorities complete the adoption paperwork.

What is the three week break about? I’m willing to bet its all about breaking down Brad’s will to live in a house with five little kids. Any sane man with his balls still intact would be screaming at Angelina that enough is enough, which means that Brad is crazy, neutered or both. Seriously, Brad. How loudly is Jennifer Aniston laughing at your stupid ass now?