The Retarded “Burkini”
Its not a Burka, and its definitely not a bikini. Meet Mecca Laalaa, slave to Islam and shill for a new line of swimwear laughably called the “burkini.” The new outfit made from waterproof fabric is meant to keep her Islamic sisters oppressed and keep those unsightly arms and shoulders covered up. Click Mecca’s photo to see the video.
In the interview Mecca complains that if you went swimming in the usual cotton, you might drown. Well, yes, but that’s the way Allah wants it, right? Otherwise he would have granted women the rights to leave the house. Oh, and also wear proper swimwear.
Mecca insists that the burkini is not just for oppressing women- it is also meant to block out UV rays, and hopes that all Australian women will adopt the burkini. Another advantage of the burkini is its uncanny ability to hide the bruises and scars women receive from the religious police for having the audacity to swim without a male escort.
If Islamic women are going to wear such ridiculous garb in public, can they please just put on a chicken beak and do some funny pantomimes? Then they will be able to protect their honor and we could all have a wonderful laugh at the same time.
Big Hat Tip to Table of Malcontents for the link.
One of the many tragedies of Islam: women don’t look good if you can’t see their hair. Or maybe every woman I’ve ever seen dressed in Muslim wear just happens to be ugly.
Yall r a bunch of closed minded rednecks. Go fuck urselves n get ur sources rite.
Chriz, we were accurate in our criticism on this issue. Our minds are way open and we have rejected the stupid notion of a rubber suit for Islamic women.
I love how you expose (ha ha) the stupidity of this garment and also the ridiculous religious system behind it, and you manage to do it in a very short article. Well done!