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Tragedy struck today in an ironic twist of fate when the Hearse containing the deceased body of Senator Edward Kennedy plunged off a narrow bridge near Chappaquiddick Island in Massachusetts.

The driver, 36 Year Old Hector Hernandez, a recent immigrant to this country, was trapped in the vehicle and drowned. The Hearse was part of a funeral procession for Kennedy as it passed points in Massachusetts that were special to the Senator’s life.

The grieving Kennedy family, saddened by the death of the citizenship-challenged Latino, were relieved when the flag-draped casket containing the Senator’s body bobbed to the surface of the water. The body was recovered and the burial at Arlington National Cemetery will continue as planned.

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