Communism Starves North Koreans. Kim Jong Il Introduces the Super Noodle!

Well, this should fix Everything. Take an ordinary noodle and inject it with soybeans, and suddenly no one will be starving anymore.

From ABCAustralia here:

North Korea, facing its worst food shortage in nearly a decade, has come up with a culinary innovation aimed at delaying the feeling of hunger – noodles made from soybean.

A research institute at the country’s education ministry has succeeded in making the food by mixing soybean with corn. The new noodle has almost twice the protein and five times more fat than the normal noodles consumed by North Koreans.

It represents a technological breakthrough as soybean has previously proved difficult to turn into noodles it lacks starch.

A recent survey found up to half the people in North Korea were having to forage for foods and some were resorting to eating edible grasses and roots.

Wow, they had to do a survey to find out which poor bastards were out in their front yard eating turf? They couldn’t just walk down the street and see which ones were nibbling grass shoots like a goat? Here’s a hint. If they are female, they graze in the pasture. But thank God for communist “culinary innovations,” huh?