Buddha Checking Facebook

Buddha Checking Facebook, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

We had an epic yard sale today. I found this curious item mixed in among the toys. It’s Buddha de-friending Jesus on Facebook. Or maybe Buddha is trolling Muhammad for banging his 9YO wife and riding her dirty. Or maybe Buddha is simply begging for more free shit from Craigslist because Buddha is a fat non-working homeless hobo.