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Swine Flu Not All That Bad

Researchers have been conducting studies and have determined that if no one does anything at all to stop the spread of the Swine Flu over the next four weeks, there will only be at most, 1,700 cases of infection in the United States. Most of these cases if not all, will end with survival.  Click the map to see a great video with all of the details.

Now compare this with the number of traffic fatalities in the US per month. On average 3,100 people get into a car, truck or minivan and never come out alive. So can we please stop the panic now?

What was cool about this computer model is that they used the online database from Where’s George to track typical movements of people across the country.

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3 thoughts on “Swine Flu Not All That Bad

  • I’m amused as hell with how this is all playing out in the news and ‘The Coming Pandemic!!’ But you know what’s even more amusing? That this is producing zombies. I shit you not. http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm
    Dust off your Max Brooks, get a motorcycle and a semi-auto rifle, and prepare for the REAL news story that the government doesn’t want you to know about!! *cue Dramatic Hamster*

  • The press is keeping the public whipped up with fear over this so when Obama solves this non-crisis he will look more and more like the Messiah.

    Awesome link to the zombie tie-in. Kramer, have you read World War Z by Max Brooks yet? Chilling book filled with win.

  • No man, I haven’t but I’ve been told by a bunch of people that I need to read it. Schools got me swamped, though. I’ve got four books on my list for the next three months. I’ll try and tag it on the tail end of summer, though.

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