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Billy Mitchell Donkey Kong Champ

This guys looks like an ’80’s refugee and he plays Donkey Kong like its no one’s business.

From Kotaku here:

Billy Mitchell was once again certified as the world record holder in Donkey Kong – and also Donkey Kong Jr.

The certifications, timed to coincide with the IVGHOF’s “Big Bang” celebration this weekend in Ottumwa, Iowa, returns Mitchell to the top spot in Donkey Kong with 1,062,800, and gives him the Donkey Kong Jr. crown with 1,270,900. Twin Galaxies, the global sanctioning authority for video game high scores, certified Mitchell achieved the marks at Boomers-Grand Prix Arcade in Dania, Fla.

In a statement released by Twin Galaxies, Mitchell said that he originally intended to beat the Donkey Kong score, then decided to go after the Donkey Kong Jr. mark on the spur of the moment. “I remember a lot of celebration; hugs, kisses and a lot of hooting and hollering,” Mitchell said. “Once that died down, stood there looking at Donkey Kong Jr. and thought ‘there’s one more thing I have to take care of’.”

His time on Donkey Kong was two hours, 42 minutes; on Donkey Kong, Jr. it was three hours, 58 minutes.

Mitchell evidently quit his Donkey Kong game immediately after beating Chien’s mark. Asked why, Mitchell said: “Some say I’m being cocky. Some say I’m being lazy. I say, I’m being Billy Mitchell.”

My wife once thought that in Donkey Kong, you controlled the monkey.

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2 thoughts on “Billy Mitchell Donkey Kong Champ

  • Holy s**t you mean you don’t control the monkey?!?!?!? ROFL

  • If you watch King of Kong you can see the weird cult behind donkey kong….it’s scary. All in all it was a pretty good documentary but you also realize that this guy cheats…not that anyone (except this cult) really cares.

    I like the blog. It’s has gotten me through the last 3 days at work.

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