Some things cannot be overcome by a mastery of the Force- like the taste of Guinness.
August 23, 2012
August 7, 2012
Look, I like a good Jägerbomb as much as anyone, but it helps if you actually have some Jäger in the tumbler before you add the bomb part, AmIRight?
Cool trick tho.
July 29, 2012
I need to get me one of these guys.
July 17, 2012
God only knows why we Americans would want or embrace this, but embrace it we shall. Now, instead of getting that quarter-pound burger bite and a Big Gulp at your neighborhood Sevvy, you can get this scrumptious bowl of hot steaming mashed potatoes and gravy!
A Mashed Potato & Gravy Vending Machine at 7-Eleven dlvr.it/1skGc2
— Laughing Squid (@LaughingSquid) July 17, 2012
July 14, 2012
This beer is a tall glass of WTF. Bacon and maple syrup flavored beer? Well why the hell not?
Rogue Ale’s website is here. They describe it as:
Rogue Ales has collided with Voodoo Doughnut to create Bacon Maple Ale! This unique artisan creation contains a baker’s dozen number of ingredients including bacon and maple syrup from one of Voodoo’s signature doughnuts.
July 8, 2012
This commercial by McDonalds looks like a throwback to the old Saturday Morning Cartoon PSAs. The goat has a problem with nutrition so of course he has to go to McDonalds to get some good food.
July 1, 2012
Peanutbutter and jelly sammies never looked so good!
June 27, 2012
June 26, 2012
June 16, 2012
In the Western World, squid is prepared by cutting off the beak and turning the critter inside out like a sock, and dumping all its internal organs out. Not so in Korea. A woman there bit into a cooked squid and live sperm cells spurted into her mouth. Bad, yeah, but squid sperm has hooks that shoot out to attach to tissue. The woman was in loads of pain.
From ABCNews here:
A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman’s mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing “severe pain in her oral cavity” when she bit into her seafood, the woman spit out her meal, but continued to feel a lingering “pricking” sensation.
Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had “small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms” lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.
Despite having been boiled, the dead squid’s live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman’s mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a “cement” that attaches the sperm to a wall.
June 3, 2012
Don’t pour aerosol sunscreen on you before you play with hot charcoals. Same goes for bugspray.
May 31, 2012
Magic really does happen in Scotland.
May 30, 2012
Take Axl down to the very last city with a bypass surgeon who can install a stint.
Thanks to DuckDuckGrayDuck
May 29, 2012
May 24, 2012
May 17, 2012
This is another awesome old animated commercial sung by Germans.
The text to the video is:
Old Style first appeared in local stores in 1902 and quickly became one of the region’s most widely enjoyed beers. It’s heritage and popularity are proudly displayed throughout Wisconsin and Illinois — one can’t go far without seeing a historically protected Old Style sign hanging on the side of a barn or in a tavern window. In 2009, Old Style revived the centuries-old German brewing tradition called “Kraeusening.” This double fermentation process increases carbonation and richness, ultimately leading to a better tasting beer that has since been won medals at the Great American Beer Festival and World Beer Cup.
Think Local. Drink Local. Old Style.
May 17, 2012
I always loved Mr. Magoo, and I love it even more when he’s pushing beer.
April 23, 2012
I freakin’ LOVE this restaurant.
April 23, 2012
Also, don’t name your eatery “The Place.” Might as well call it the “Wet Spot.” And don’t hire a gay guy to pretend to be a straight dominant male.
April 13, 2012
Don’t know why I hadn’t thought of this myself, but its pure genius.