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Bud Light Mini-Fridge Cannon
Dec 29th
When geeky engineers get a hankerin’ for beer they do something like this:
Let’s home no one hacks his account or they will bombard his TV with cheap beer.
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Bacon Vodka- Handmade in Kansas City
Dec 3rd
Saw my pal Becca tweet this- Bacon infused vodka at the beer kitchen- Kansas City, MO. What is better than beer+meat together?
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Sadistic NutCracker
Nov 21st
Mr. Peanut throws some pretty bizarre parties. And he’s too forgiving.
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Cheeseburger Mecca
Nov 12th
I’m wrapping up a week of travel to the West Coast. After work I was dropping off the rental car and I saw a sign on the side of the freeway that made me take the next exit- An In and Out Burger sign. The burger chain is pretty famous out here and I’ve heard so much about it and I just had to give it a try. And yep, its pretty good.
I got their classic Double Double and the bread was nice a fresh and well toasted. There were two great all beef patties and a load of onions, plus fresh tomato and lettuce. And outstanding thin cut fries. Glad I got to go there. Next time I’m in LA I’m getting me some more!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Old School Pabst Blue Ribbon Commercial
Nov 9th
I’m thinking that the ingredients for any beer commercial is a horse, a wagon, stacked kegs and a mountain stream. Seems like this has been the recipe for a beer commercial for decades. I guess it works.
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How to Stack Beer Bottles
Nov 4th
This is a great tip for those that need to put bottles in the refrigerator.
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Beer USB Drive
Oct 29th
I stumbled across this photo during a Google Image Search for something completely unrelated and thought I would share.
I don’t know if the manufacturer is still around, but this was an awesome idea.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Four Loko
Oct 25th
Remember that recent story where a bunch of CWU students started piling and passing out at apart? There was a big suspicion that someone slipped roofies or date rape drugs into drinks. Nope. They were chugging this high caffeine and high alcohol drink Four Loko.
From KATU here:
ELLENSBURG, Wash. — Central Washington University officials say a potent alcoholic beverage, and not drugs, was responsible for sending nine students to the hospital after passing out during a party at a Roslyn home.
CWU president James Guardino said the investigation revealed the students drank “Four Loko” — an alcoholic energy drink where one can has an alcoholic equivalent to 4-6 beers, and is caffeinated. The drink has been nicknamed “blackout in a can.”
These drinks are more potent than wine. And if these young adults get into a drinking contest they could get alcohol poisoning without knowing it
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Bacon Flavored Diet Coke?
Oct 19th
Seriously, would it still be called “Diet Coke” if it has 9 grams of fat? Okay, maybe ATKINS Diet coke.
Actually, this is just a photoshopped can, but this is just a good opportunity to link to this story here at NPR about Bacon-Palooza.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Nigeria Makes Beer, Not Just Spam
Oct 12th
Nigeria is struggling to break away from their third world history and past to emerge as a real modern country. They are still rife with religious wars and their primary export is fraudulent email- but having a good beer might help them get to where they need to be. Here is a pretty good commercial for Star beer.
(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Paula Deen’s Moist Ya’ll
Oct 12th
At first I thought this video was broken because the voice was so slow until I realized that it was deliberate. And effective. Love Paula or hate her, this will crack you up!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 6) Loading ...Bag of Barf or Latest Oriental Snack?
Oct 5th
Yeah, I think someone’s translator is broken. Tastes like bits of chicken and peas with a side of stomach acid. Thanks to Tosh.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Gross Tasteless Chips Ditching Their Hippie Bio Packaging
Oct 5th
In addition to waterboarding terrorists at Gitmo, we also make them eat Frito Lay’s Sun Chips, which just announced that they are getting rid of their noisy biodegradable packaging for nice safe plastic and foil.
Frito-Lay, the snack giant owned by PepsiCo Inc., says it is pulling most of the biodegradable packaging it uses for its Sun Chips snacks, following an outcry from consumers who complained the new bags were too noisy.
Touted by Frito-Lay as 100% compostable, the packaging, made from biodegradable plant material, began hitting store shelves in January. Sales of the multigrain snack have since tumbled.
Frito-Lay is returning to its old, nondegradable packaging, for five of the six Sun Chips flavors. It will continue to use the noisy packaging for its Sun Chips Original brand. It has been working on trying to find a quieter version of the packaging since it first introduced the new bags. A process that is continuing.
I once tried to eat a sun chip. Then I ate some tree bark with salt on it and really couldn’t tell the difference. It was Beech Tree bark, not Willow or Oak, c’mon that would just be gross.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...I’m Not Waiting Until Halloween
Oct 3rd
To fill up on Candy Corn. Our grocery store has a big barrel of candy corn and you can buy it by the pound. And we did. We’ve already gone through a good portion of it and it is so delicious when it is fresh. Below is a video from the food network that explains how it all gets made.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Patton Oswalt is All About the KFC Bowl
Sep 30th
I like to close my eyes and pretend this is Remy from Ratatouille.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Poppy’s Yummy PopTarts
Sep 23rd
My blogger pal Poppy visited the Pop Tart Megaplex in Times Square and reviewed some of the tasty treats that can be had there. Check it out:
A couple of parts that made me laugh was when those women were butt grinding on the Pop Tart guy and when Poppy’s eyes got real big tasting the grape jelly sandwich. And gadzooks, those smore pops just look… dirty.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...KFC Paying College Girls to Promote DoubleDowns
Sep 23rd
Young college girls need money. So KFC is happy to oblige by making them wear hot sweatpants and give free samples of the new delicious DoubleDown sandwich.
From USAToday here:
Women on college campuses are being paid $500 each to hand out coupons while wearing fitted sweatpants with “Double Down” in large letters across their rear ends.
The nation’s largest women’s group doesn’t like it one bit. “It’s so obnoxious to once again be using women’s bodies to sell fundamentally unhealthy products,” says Terry O’Neill, president of the National Organization for Women. What’s more, she says, KFC has forgotten something important: Women make more than half the decisions about what to eat for dinner.
Hey, women make decisions on what to eat based on what the man in the house wants. And if NOW wants to bitch about hot chicks selling products, they should try to produce a single hot chick in their organization that has a better idea. Like all organizations made of liberals, there is no such thing as a cute girl or a miniskirt among the staff.
If I was approached by a hot chick with free fried chicken, of course I’d DoubleDown. Yeah baby!
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