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Category: Enablers

January 20, 2013

Beer Poetry FTW

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Thanks to Dan for this tweet:

January 10, 2013

In Russia, Beer Commercials Make YOU

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Clever beer commercial from Russia. And kinda hot.

January 2, 2013

The Bacon Eiffel Tower

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Looks tasty!

baconeiffel

Via Buzzfeed.

December 21, 2012

Ultimate Inside Out Grilled Cheese Sammich

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This is a tasty looking sandwich. Cheese consumption is about to go way up.

December 20, 2012

Dude Overthinks French Fries

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Yes, crispy fries are delicious. But this Brit has come up with a very painful way to cook French Fries. If he runs a restaurant, he would have to charge 10 Pounds for a small basket of his chips.

So is this the best or worst way to cook fries?

December 20, 2012

Drunken Caped Invader

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The people who wrote this letter seem much more understanding about a drunken home invasion than I would be. Drunk dude breaks into home wearing a cape and winds up urinating on the carpet and couch. Some people just call that Thursday.

drunkinvader

Via DailyMail here.

December 18, 2012

Very Cool Automated Butchering Robots

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Mmmmmm. Ham!

But I bet this makes PETA sob.

December 10, 2012

Japanese Prove Beer Staves Off Infections

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Good news for those beer drinkers- an ingredient in hops may stave off bacteria that causes pneumonia and other illnesses according to a study by Sapporo, a beer maker in Japan.

From the DC here:

Consuming large quantities of a key ingredient in beer can protect against winter sniffles and even some serious illnesses in small children, a Japanese brewery said citing a scientific study.

A chemical compound in hops, the plant brewers use to give beer its bitter taste, provides an effective guard against a virus that can cause severe forms of pneumonia and bronchitis in youngsters, Sapporo Breweries said Wednesday.

In research with scientists at Sapporo Medical University, the compound — humulone — was found to be effective in curbing the respiratory syncytial (RS) virus.

And I’m no doctor, but the women in this photo look VERY healthy to me.

December 4, 2012

I Want This Nifty Tie Flask

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Hate having to wear a tie everyday at work? Ever feel like you need to sneak a drink? Then this would be the perfect tie for you! Its a flask hidden into a common necktie.

From the DailyMail here:

Baxdo, the company responsible for creating the tie, sells the tie using the slogan, ‘The FlaskTie is a fashion statement of thirst quenching proportions.’

Ray Couch, from AG Distribution Ltd in the UK, who sell the FlaskTie, said: ‘This is the only tie in the world which doubles as a flask, it’s completely unique.

‘The FlaskTie adds to the need of an every day object and is also a bit of a giggle at the same time.

‘We think British people are renowned for being big drinkers so adding an alcoholic connotation to something like a tie should go down really well.

December 4, 2012

The Tasty Disappearing Pig

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This is where we get the tenderloins, ham, picnic, ribs and of course, the bacon.

November 28, 2012

Cooking Channel for Sad Stoners and Retards

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I have no idea why we need a sad, fat dude giving an instructional video on how to heat up canned chili and nacho cheese in the microwave for what I’m sure is the world’s crappiest nachos, enjoyed only by stoners and palate-challenged special education kids, but here it is.

November 25, 2012

Bud Light and Rescue Dogs

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Bud Light encourages everyone to rescue a dog, provided you teach it to fetch beer.

November 25, 2012

You Can’t Have This Anymore

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Bacon-wrapped Twinkie for the win! But thanks to greedy union members, Twinkies will go away or likely be made in China now.

Via Nerdalicious

November 15, 2012

Drunk Businessman Versus Escalator

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You gotta admire his single-mindedness.

November 5, 2012

Two Classic Beer Commercials

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For Budweiser and Hamm’s beer. Funny how jingles change, isn’t it? And just try to use a cartoon to promote an alcoholic beverage nowadays!

October 26, 2012

Armageddon Beer Stronger Than Whiskey

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130 Proof. Its 50 bucks per bottle and is freeze-brewed to get the high alcohol content.

From OddityCentral here:

Appropriately named Armageddon, the new beer from Scotland’s Brewmeister Brewery will probably end your days if you drink too much of it. The potent concoction has an alcohol content of 65% by volume. That’s stronger than vodka or whiskey.

Although the Guinness Book of Records has yet to certify Armageddon as the world’s strongest beer, that hasn’t stopped Brewmeister from slapping the unofficial title on the label. And who can blame them, after all, that’s what makes their drink so special. Company co-founder, Lewis Shand says Armageddon “is closer to a liquor than a beer, but it is classified as a beer and we are pleased with it.” He added that “it delivers a supersonic-charged explosion and delivers the drinker to Drunksville”. That’s probably why Brewmeister’s brewers have cautioned that the beer should be sipped and served in small doses.

I’ll take a shot or two of that.

October 15, 2012

Snoop Cutting in on White Guy’s Bit

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Jim Gaffigan is the King Baby of Comedy. His most famous bit is below, as he sings the praises of Hot Pockets, or rather, denigrates himself for liking them so much.

Now Snoop Dogg, or should I say, Snoop Lion, is muscling in on Jim big time with his new rap song.

How HotPockets got Snoop to shoot this video without him smoking weed is beyond me. Well, maybe they shot it after.

September 14, 2012

As We Like It! Beer and Good Citizenship

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This 1950′s Brewers Association educational reel is pretty awesome. Drink beer and be a good American!

September 9, 2012

50 Awesome Ways to Open a Beer

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Opening beers is something I’m familiar with. These are awesome ways to get into those bottles.

Bottle Cap Blues from chris sumers on Vimeo.

September 7, 2012

If You Said a Big Word in a Meeting, its Time for a Red Stripe

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One of the best things to come from Jamaica is Red Stripe.

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