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Cow Appreciation Day

pat — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:24:09 +0000

Step 1: Dress like a cow.

Step 2: Go to Chick Fil-A

Step 3: Eat Free food.

Step 4: Profit!

Its the fourth annual cow appreciation day on July 11th. So be a cow and get free chicken!

God, I Wanna Lick the Griddle

pat — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:37:37 +0000

Wow. Below you see a whole griddle used to create the Lutherburger, which is a bacon cheeseburger and you use tasty, yummy, heavenly Krispy Kreme Donuts instead of a bun.

Is the USA great or what?

And Homer Approves. Thanks to Al Dente here by way of Fark.

Mmmm… Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies!

pat — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:08:48 +0000

Does bacon make everything better? I think so. But even cookies? You can be the judge.

Thanks to Neatorama for the link, you can download the great recipe from NeverBashfulWithButter here!

Keystone Light’s Whacky Convenience Store 1

pat — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:40:02 +0000

Here are three commercials for Keystone Light beer, which all involve hot chicks in the local quickee mart running into dopey guys who just want to get some tasty beer. For this first one, a chick takes it on the schnoz for helping the dopey guy open the beer cooler.

Keystone Light’s Whacky Convenience Store 2

pat — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:35:42 +0000

In this commercial for the hot chick in the quickee mart, you see the horrible price we pay for bluetooth technology.

Keystone Light’s Whacky Convenience Store 3

pat — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:32:05 +0000

This is the third commercial for Keystone Light that features hot chicks in the quickee mart. Well, sort of. This one is called Damsel in Distress.

Move Over Jared. The McDonalds Diet is Better Than the Subway Diet

pat — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:00:43 +0000

And this should also be a poke to the eye of all those haters out there that think McDonalds is evil, like Morgan Spurlock. The company feeds more people than the United Nations, and its healthier than anything provided by the UN too. You can even lose weight eating there, as proven by Chris Coleson from Virginia.

From the AP here:

A Virginia man lost about 80 pounds in six months by eating nearly every meal at McDonald’s. Not Big Macs, french fries and chocolate shakes. Mostly salads, wraps and apple dippers without the caramel sauce.

Chris Coleson tipped the scales at 278 pounds in December. The 5-foot-8 Coleson now weighs 199 pounds and his waist size has dropped from 50 to 36.

The 42-year-old businessman from Quinton says he chose McDonald’s because it’s convenient.

Coleson says his goal is to get back to the 185 pounds he weighed when he married Tricia Summer. Their 10th anniversary is Saturday.

Now the question is- Will McDonald’s try to capitalize on this man’s success to market its fresh food?

This Chick’s Burps Frighten Children

pat — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:46:16 +0000

Well, at least the one child that is there in the house seems to get a little addled by the gaseous display. Click to enjoy.

Pure Blonde Beer

pat — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:37:40 +0000

I know, I’m a bad webmaster for not having updated in so long. Well here’s a great beer ad, and I hope it makes up for the absence. Its from Pure Blonde Beer, and Australian beer with ultra low carbs and full rich flavor.

Bizarre Coke Zero Ads- Tongues and Eyeball

pat — Thu, 15 May 2008 04:07:00 +0000

These commercials are so weird. Everything from the goofy accents to the elephant feet on the tongues. What were the ad wizards smoking? Click below to enjoy.