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Spinning Chocolate Masterpiece

pat — Thu, 23 May 2013 22:40:27 +0000

A spinning disk of chocolate is really amazing with a strobe light.

Is This KegMobile Street Legal?

pat — Wed, 22 May 2013 00:15:01 +0000

Not without a good supply of red solo cups, I presume.

Vintage Animated Beer Commercial

pat — Fri, 17 May 2013 17:51:37 +0000

Piels beer was pretty good, but they couldn’t get an endorsement from the French-speaking hockey player.

Bacon’s Guide to Using Social Media

pat — Thu, 16 May 2013 22:51:34 +0000

Got this from Pinterest. If you use social media, I’m certain you’ve spotted this trend too.

Say Yeah, Nah in New Zealand

pat — Tue, 14 May 2013 14:53:59 +0000

This is a bizarre commercial for having a blast without drinking too many beezees.

Try Zagorka Beer

pat — Mon, 13 May 2013 21:16:13 +0000

This is a series of really odd commercials for Zagorka Beer.

The Mountain Dew Racist Goat Commercial

pat — Thu, 02 May 2013 21:46:56 +0000

I have to admit, I LOLed.

You mean black people go to jail? Say it ain’t so!

Budweiser Has Facebook Connected Pint Glasses

pat — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:48:47 +0000

Well why not? Spend your time drinking, you may as well keep track online.

From FoxNews here:

Toasting with new friends just got a futuristic, and slightly creepy, upgrade.
Budweiser recently unveiled the “Buddy Cup,” a pint glass with a built-in chip that connects to Facebook. The cup automatically connects people on Facebook when they clink glasses with another “Buddy Cup” user, creating a virtual friendship instantly.
The cup’s promotional video shows the glass being tested in Brazil as images of drinkers enjoyably clinking pints flash across the screen.
“So, they just did the same as always: Went out drinking Bud, and making new friends,” a male narrator announces in the company’s commercial. “Buddy Cup: the more Buds, the more friends.”

Me? Still looking for a twitter-based Tequila shotglass.

Drinkers Prayer and Carved Chicken

pat — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 23:38:18 +0000

Drinkers Prayer and Carved Chicken, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Saw this great sign and carved wooden chicken at the Hunter’s Run Vineyard just outside of Leesburg. Wonderful way to waste a Sunday!

This Looks Yummy

pat — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:10:04 +0000

Bacon wrapped fries ???? twitter.com/Males_Thoughts…

— Men’s Thoughts (@Males_Thoughts) April 13, 2013

Scope Bacon Mouthwash Viral Ad

pat — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:12:33 +0000

Of course this isn’t a real product, but it sure created some buzz around April Fool’s Day.

Bacon and Eggs are Better For You

pat — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:16:06 +0000

Than carrots, salads and french fries. Its the carbs, folks. Wanna see what a 2000 calorie intake looks like?

With eggs and bacon alone, you will not get hungry and couldn’t possibly eat enough food to reach the 2000 calorie mark. Fats keep you from getting hungry. Eat one of those cinnamon buns and you’ll be back for more in an hour. See why you are fat?

This is How to Get Free Sodas

pat — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 01:21:09 +0000

Just bring your tape measure and a lookout.

The Doritos Goat

pat — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 13:50:07 +0000

This Doritos commercial cracks me up.

In Russia Eggs Blows You

pat — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:38:44 +0000

This is a great way to quickly peel a hard boiled egg.

Jeff Gordon Test Drives a Camaro Undercover

pat — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 21:02:28 +0000

Not a Pepsi Fan, but this was awesome!

Trailer Park Guys Snarfs Hotdogs

pat — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 19:15:29 +0000

With talent like this, he’ll be moving up to a double-wide soon.

Light Beer Commercial

pat — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 20:48:57 +0000

This one is pretty funny.

How Starbucks Got Their Logo

pat — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 02:11:18 +0000

From Robot Chicken:

Springtime is for the Drunk Birds

pat — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 16:04:20 +0000

Even the birds like to drink. Via SciShow: