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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by pat</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/welcome-to-world-wide-welding/#comment-144766</link>
		<dc:creator>pat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 23:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why on earth would I want to chat with stupid pipe welders?  Boooooring.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why on earth would I want to chat with stupid pipe welders?  Boooooring.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by Brent</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/welcome-to-world-wide-welding/#comment-144730</link>
		<dc:creator>Brent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 06:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dr Jones, when u feel like chatting with real pipe welders https://www.facebook.com/groups/228217503935745/]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dr Jones, when u feel like chatting with real pipe welders <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/228217503935745/" rel="nofollow">https://www.facebook.com/groups/228217503935745/</a></p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by Brent</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/welcome-to-world-wide-welding/#comment-144729</link>
		<dc:creator>Brent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 06:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pat Jones &quot; The Author:
Dr Jones owns Belch.Com.  He is a cyber-security expert and lives just outside the beltway in Washington DC.  He has worked for the government’s Department of Homeland Security in the cyber division, and has worked at the State Department, the DoD, the FDIC and several private companies, both large and small.

Jones used to be a welder until he smartened up and got a better job.  He worked for five years helping build Aircraft Carriers and LA Class Nuke subs for the Navy. 

If you are in the DC region and you are driving around and see some asshole in a yellow Chevy SSR riding your rear bumper, be sure to wave. Its him!   but i could be wrong , after all i&#039;m just a stupid pipe welder]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pat Jones &#8221; The Author:<br />
Dr Jones owns Belch.Com.  He is a cyber-security expert and lives just outside the beltway in Washington DC.  He has worked for the government’s Department of Homeland Security in the cyber division, and has worked at the State Department, the DoD, the FDIC and several private companies, both large and small.</p>
<p>Jones used to be a welder until he smartened up and got a better job.  He worked for five years helping build Aircraft Carriers and LA Class Nuke subs for the Navy. </p>
<p>If you are in the DC region and you are driving around and see some asshole in a yellow Chevy SSR riding your rear bumper, be sure to wave. Its him!   but i could be wrong , after all i&#8217;m just a stupid pipe welder</p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by Elmer Galt</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/welcome-to-world-wide-welding/#comment-144504</link>
		<dc:creator>Elmer Galt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 06:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Enjoy your satirical site -- you&#039;re The Onion or The Daily Currant of welding. Keep up the good work!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Enjoy your satirical site &#8212; you&#8217;re The Onion or The Daily Currant of welding. Keep up the good work!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by KOLTYN</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/welcome-to-world-wide-welding/#comment-144459</link>
		<dc:creator>KOLTYN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 13:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[just because you cant handle it means that you went into the wrong career or you just cant handle a mans job. it would help you alot if you would just stop blowing shit out your ass. Your the stupid one yea welding his hard and dirty but some people dont mind and plus the pay is better than most]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>just because you cant handle it means that you went into the wrong career or you just cant handle a mans job. it would help you alot if you would just stop blowing shit out your ass. Your the stupid one yea welding his hard and dirty but some people dont mind and plus the pay is better than most</p>
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		<title>Comment on The Horrible World of Flying Slugs! by Snail!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/the-horrible-world-of-flying-slugs/#comment-144004</link>
		<dc:creator>Snail!!!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 16:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by chantelle</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/welcome-to-world-wide-welding/#comment-143853</link>
		<dc:creator>chantelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2013 06:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I also forgot to mention I am a girl lol you may be cut for a telemarketing position but there are alot of people that can do really well in the line of work]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I also forgot to mention I am a girl lol you may be cut for a telemarketing position but there are alot of people that can do really well in the line of work</p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by Chantelle</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/welcome-to-world-wide-welding/#comment-143824</link>
		<dc:creator>Chantelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2013 05:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a FABRICATION WELDER in Manitoba, Canada, The stuff I build powers the citys around the world, being a welder isn&#039;t just about watching a puddle in the dark, its about perfecting something that not many people in reality can accomplish, obviously you were unable to perfect this which would make you hate your job, so get over it, because you obviously can&#039;t handle it. I can lay any bead perfectly and i am talking 30 foot welds without stopping, I definatly can say I love my job]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a FABRICATION WELDER in Manitoba, Canada, The stuff I build powers the citys around the world, being a welder isn&#8217;t just about watching a puddle in the dark, its about perfecting something that not many people in reality can accomplish, obviously you were unable to perfect this which would make you hate your job, so get over it, because you obviously can&#8217;t handle it. I can lay any bead perfectly and i am talking 30 foot welds without stopping, I definatly can say I love my job</p>
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		<title>Comment on The Doritos Goat by Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/2013/03/17/the-doritos-goat/#comment-143608</link>
		<dc:creator>Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 14:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ACK!  Thanks.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ACK!  Thanks.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by pat</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/welcome-to-world-wide-welding/#comment-143607</link>
		<dc:creator>pat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 13:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet another stupid welder blows himself skyhigh by welding on a fuel tank.  From &lt;a href=&quot;http://hqgrandeprairie.com/news/local/news/v/Local/148994/UPDATE-Welder-killed-in-Mountview-Industrial-Park-workplace-accident&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;grande Prairie Alberta&lt;/a&gt;:
&lt;blockquote&gt;A 30 year old man is dead in an explosion this morning in the Mountview Industrial Park.

Representatives from Occupational Health and Safety say the man was welding a tank in the back of a truck, when the tank exploded.&lt;/blockquote&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yet another stupid welder blows himself skyhigh by welding on a fuel tank.  From <a href="http://hqgrandeprairie.com/news/local/news/v/Local/148994/UPDATE-Welder-killed-in-Mountview-Industrial-Park-workplace-accident" rel="nofollow">grande Prairie Alberta</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A 30 year old man is dead in an explosion this morning in the Mountview Industrial Park.</p>
<p>Representatives from Occupational Health and Safety say the man was welding a tank in the back of a truck, when the tank exploded.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Comment on Sweet Dancing in Heineken&#8217;s Commercial by Email Console</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/2008/05/01/sweet-dancing-in-heinekens-commercial/#comment-143288</link>
		<dc:creator>Email Console</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I usually do not leave a comment, however after reading through a bunch of remarks 
on this page Sweet Dancing in Heineken?s Commercial &#124; Belch.
Com. I actually do have a couple of questions for you 
if you tend not to mind. Could it be just me or does it look like some of the comments 
come across like they are left by brain dead visitors?

:-P And, if you are writing on additional places, I would like to 
keep up with anything new you have to post. Would you post a list of the complete urls of all your social networking sites like 
your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I usually do not leave a comment, however after reading through a bunch of remarks<br />
on this page Sweet Dancing in Heineken?s Commercial | Belch.<br />
Com. I actually do have a couple of questions for you<br />
if you tend not to mind. Could it be just me or does it look like some of the comments<br />
come across like they are left by brain dead visitors?</p>
<p> <img src='http://www.belch.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':-P' class='wp-smiley' />  And, if you are writing on additional places, I would like to<br />
keep up with anything new you have to post. Would you post a list of the complete urls of all your social networking sites like<br />
your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile?</p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by pat</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/welcome-to-world-wide-welding/#comment-142717</link>
		<dc:creator>pat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 18:13:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nice grammar John.  Proves my point.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice grammar John.  Proves my point.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by john</title>
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		<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey pat, you really seem to have an attitude problem bud. Usually the ones who try welding and then get out of it, is because they aint good enough and don,t make the grade, or simply can,t handle real work, You probably fall into one of those categories. Well i made the grade and carried on till i retired at 50. The reason i retired was because i had earned enough money to retire on. i,m 65 now and in good health playing golf 3 times per week and spending UK winters overseas at my holiday home in south Africa or the one i own in Spain.

You probably wrote this article because you couldn&#039;t hack it or maybe other issues, but either way for someone to write an article like this must be quite a sad individual. 

So to anyone else reading this. Being a welder is an honest trade. A trade that if you are good at it can make yourself a lot of money that can provide a good standard of living for your family.

Pat has obviously failed, and maybe not just at welding.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey pat, you really seem to have an attitude problem bud. Usually the ones who try welding and then get out of it, is because they aint good enough and don,t make the grade, or simply can,t handle real work, You probably fall into one of those categories. Well i made the grade and carried on till i retired at 50. The reason i retired was because i had earned enough money to retire on. i,m 65 now and in good health playing golf 3 times per week and spending UK winters overseas at my holiday home in south Africa or the one i own in Spain.</p>
<p>You probably wrote this article because you couldn&#8217;t hack it or maybe other issues, but either way for someone to write an article like this must be quite a sad individual. </p>
<p>So to anyone else reading this. Being a welder is an honest trade. A trade that if you are good at it can make yourself a lot of money that can provide a good standard of living for your family.</p>
<p>Pat has obviously failed, and maybe not just at welding.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by pat</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/welcome-to-world-wide-welding/#comment-142134</link>
		<dc:creator>pat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 23:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dave, good to see you are happy elsewhere other than the shipyard.  Your name doesn&#039;t ring a bell.  I was only there for 5 years in the early nineties.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dave, good to see you are happy elsewhere other than the shipyard.  Your name doesn&#8217;t ring a bell.  I was only there for 5 years in the early nineties.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by pat</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/welcome-to-world-wide-welding/#comment-142133</link>
		<dc:creator>pat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 23:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jim, I was out of high school and didn&#039;t have many other prospects.  Once I learned that welding simply kills welders, I went back to school for a nice degree.  Good to see you doing the same.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jim, I was out of high school and didn&#8217;t have many other prospects.  Once I learned that welding simply kills welders, I went back to school for a nice degree.  Good to see you doing the same.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by Dave Raines</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/welcome-to-world-wide-welding/#comment-142127</link>
		<dc:creator>Dave Raines</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 16:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was a welder at Newport News Shipyard also, 1982-1997, and left for a welding job at Ford Motor in Michigan because I too, hated N.N.S. Whats your name, I may know you.
Dave Raines]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was a welder at Newport News Shipyard also, 1982-1997, and left for a welding job at Ford Motor in Michigan because I too, hated N.N.S. Whats your name, I may know you.<br />
Dave Raines</p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by jim desalvo</title>
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		<dc:creator>jim desalvo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pat, what got you into welding in the first place? Also, thanks to you I have stopped wasting my time in welding courses and have started on my BS degree.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pat, what got you into welding in the first place? Also, thanks to you I have stopped wasting my time in welding courses and have started on my BS degree.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by Taylor</title>
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		<dc:creator>Taylor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 01:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a welder and proud to be one it makes me sick to see you bad mouth a trade that has been so crucial in the construction of a lot of things, it also makes me mad how you say it sucks and how welders are stupid where is your proof? just because they don&#039;t have a degree? i would love to see you tig weld critical aircraft parts or weld on a oil pipeline, it&#039;s tough work for a reason they get paid well for a reason!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a welder and proud to be one it makes me sick to see you bad mouth a trade that has been so crucial in the construction of a lot of things, it also makes me mad how you say it sucks and how welders are stupid where is your proof? just because they don&#8217;t have a degree? i would love to see you tig weld critical aircraft parts or weld on a oil pipeline, it&#8217;s tough work for a reason they get paid well for a reason!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Welcome to World Wide Welding by Larry Parker</title>
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		<dc:creator>Larry Parker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2012 21:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welding&#039;s not for pussies and dumb assess. It&#039;s a cool way to make a living and it has always paid me well. I generate $75+ per hour everyday for my labor and I love it. It&#039;s hard work but it is extremely enjoyable and it is an art. You are right about one thing and that is some people shouldn&#039;t be allowed around dangerous things. Nature has her way of fixing stupid. Being a rig welder is the greatest job in the world. I&#039;ve been at this for 40+ years and can not imagine ever retiring. Thanks and stand up for America&#039;s Constitution and god bless us all.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welding&#8217;s not for pussies and dumb assess. It&#8217;s a cool way to make a living and it has always paid me well. I generate $75+ per hour everyday for my labor and I love it. It&#8217;s hard work but it is extremely enjoyable and it is an art. You are right about one thing and that is some people shouldn&#8217;t be allowed around dangerous things. Nature has her way of fixing stupid. Being a rig welder is the greatest job in the world. I&#8217;ve been at this for 40+ years and can not imagine ever retiring. Thanks and stand up for America&#8217;s Constitution and god bless us all.</p>
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		<dc:creator>Retirement and Rebirth of USS Enterprise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2012 02:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] the overhaul, crawling through the catapults, hanging suspended below the flight deck, and mostly learning to hate welding. But I was proud of the work I did for that vessel, the Big E. I am really excited and happy that [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] the overhaul, crawling through the catapults, hanging suspended below the flight deck, and mostly learning to hate welding. But I was proud of the work I did for that vessel, the Big E. I am really excited and happy that [...]</p>
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