Step 1: Dress like a cow.

Step 2: Go to Chick Fil-A

Step 3: Eat Free food.

Step 4: Profit!

Its the fourth annual cow appreciation day on July 11th. So be a cow and get free chicken!

Wow. Below you see a whole griddle used to create the Lutherburger, which is a bacon cheeseburger and you use tasty, yummy, heavenly Krispy Kreme Donuts instead of a bun.

Is the USA great or what?

And Homer Approves. Thanks to Al Dente here by way of Fark.

Does bacon make everything better? I think so. But even cookies? You can be the judge.

Thanks to Neatorama for the link, you can download the great recipe from NeverBashfulWithButter here!

Here are three commercials for Keystone Light beer, which all involve hot chicks in the local quickee mart running into dopey guys who just want to get some tasty beer. For this first one, a chick takes it on the schnoz for helping the dopey guy open the beer cooler.

In this commercial for the hot chick in the quickee mart, you see the horrible price we pay for bluetooth technology.

This is the third commercial for Keystone Light that features hot chicks in the quickee mart. Well, sort of. This one is called Damsel in Distress.

And this should also be a poke to the eye of all those haters out there that think McDonalds is evil, like Morgan Spurlock. The company feeds more people than the United Nations, and its healthier than anything provided by the UN too. You can even lose weight eating there, as proven by Chris Coleson from Virginia.

From the AP here:

A Virginia man lost about 80 pounds in six months by eating nearly every meal at McDonald’s. Not Big Macs, french fries and chocolate shakes. Mostly salads, wraps and apple dippers without the caramel sauce.

Chris Coleson tipped the scales at 278 pounds in December. The 5-foot-8 Coleson now weighs 199 pounds and his waist size has dropped from 50 to 36.

The 42-year-old businessman from Quinton says he chose McDonald’s because it’s convenient.

Coleson says his goal is to get back to the 185 pounds he weighed when he married Tricia Summer. Their 10th anniversary is Saturday.

Now the question is- Will McDonald’s try to capitalize on this man’s success to market its fresh food?

I know, I’m a bad webmaster for not having updated in so long.  Well here’s a great beer ad, and I hope it makes up for the absence.   Its from Pure Blonde Beer, and Australian beer with ultra low carbs and full rich flavor.

These commercials are so weird.  Everything from the goofy accents to the elephant feet on the tongues.  What were the ad wizards smoking?  Click below to enjoy.

This isn’t the best I’ve heard, but its funny and features Diet Coke. And the guy is a comic book freak judging my his awesome collection of action figures tacked to the walls of his basement. Click below to enjoy.

Something about beer, ears popping and some fluid dance moves. This is a fun commercial for Heineken. Click below to see it.

5. 5 Dollar. 5 Dollar Footlong. Simple, yet effective, this is probably Subway’s best commercial ever. The jingle is catchy and the food looks yummy. click below to see the ad then go to subway for a footlong.

This is the latest great commercial from BudLight featuring the “dude” guy. In this uncut 60-second version, you see our hero suffer through taxi cabs, flight delays, airport food, aging pilots, turbulence, lost luggage and broken hotel room keys. Click the video below to enjoy.

I have featured Jones Soda on this site before here and here. They are famous for making really bizarre tasting soft drinks like mashed potatoes and turkey and even dirt soda.

Now they have teamed up with everyone’s favorite LOLcat site to make a soda with a Lolcat on it. Not too sure what lolcat soda will taste like, and it may give you hairballs, but if you want to make a LOLcat photo and hope it gets put on a bottle of Jones Soda, go here.

This looks totally gross, but if you are already tipsy after coming home from the bar and have the munch, this may be the perfect drink for you.

The ingredients is Chocolate shake, vodka, glass rimmed with McDonald’s barbecue sause and chicken nugget for garnish. I’m too scared to try it. But it looks oddly yummy.

The full post is here at Georgiaisyourfriend by way of SoGood.