This beer commercial for Guiness is a little risqué. But at least the guys in the video are nice enough to share with each other. But uh, I’d wipe the mouth of the bottle first. Click to enjoy.

Mmmm. The Cornish Pasty. (pronounced PAH-stee) I have been to Cornwall and have eaten some of these wonderful meatpies, and they are indeed a regional treasure that deserves protection.

From Reuters here:

Cornish pasty makers in Cornwall moved a step closer to securing branding and marketing rights for the traditional snack after the government backed their European bid for regional protection.

If successful, only pasty makers in Cornwall that use traditional methods and recipes for the meat and vegetable snack will be able to use the trademark, barring copy-cat like products from branding and marketing their products as Cornish pasties.

Any trademark would cover the Cornish pasty’s traditional recipe and appearance. A genuine Cornish pasty has a distinctive D shape with the pastry crimped on one side, never on top.

It is filled with minced or roughly cut chunks of beef, swede or turnip, potato and onion.

The pasty originated as a meal the tin miners could easily pack for a lunch. It contains hunks of beef and local veggies. Think of an American pot pie, folded in half with heartier fillings, and you get the picture.

Wow. Below you see a whole griddle used to create the Lutherburger, which is a bacon cheeseburger and you use tasty, yummy, heavenly Krispy Kreme Donuts instead of a bun.

Is the USA great or what?

And Homer Approves. Thanks to Al Dente here by way of Fark.

This is so cute and hilarious! I have a kid just about the same age, but he won’t laugh at my burps. But this baby thinks its hilarious, and is laughing so hard I’m afraid he may end up stuttering.

Click the video to enjoy. Best of the Best!

I found this list over at BeerChurch here. You should click the logo below and go check them out and consider joining or forming your own BeerChurch chapter.

The list below really represents the best sales increase from 2005 to 2006. It is an indication of the best performance, not necessarily best taste. However, beer is indeed about the taste, which is why there is no surprise that one of my favorites, Blue Moon, is near the top.  Red Stripe is also doing quite well.

For the Top 30 Beer Brand Performers ranking, IRI analyzed volume growth, share of segment trends, everyday base pricing, and incremental sales growth in 2006 versus 2005 to determine the brands with the strongest performance in the beer industry.

“The outstanding group of beer brands in this year’s top 30 ranking is a great representation of the big trends in 2006,” said Bump Williams, general manager, IRI Beer, Wine and Spirits Practice. “Consumers are definitely willing to pay premium price for their favorite brands, with 21 of the top 30 performers being high-end brands that include 14 imports, 6 craft brands, and one malternative.

Manufacturers are also meeting the ever-changing tastes of consumer demands with their new product innovations. The key now is getting the proper amount of shelf space and distribution in the right stores to support these power brands.”

Notables, such as Bud Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Coors Light are on the list, but the coveted No. 1 brand goes to import beer, Newcastle Brown Ale, brewed by Scottish and Newcastle Importers. Import beer brands have a very strong showing in the ranking this year with such brands as Modelo Especial, Stella Artois, Corona Light, Guinness Draught and Beck’s. Craft beers also remain popular with Samuel Adams Seasonal, New Belgium Fat Tire Amber Ale, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Shiner Bock among the brands making the list. Of course, domestic brands will never go out of style. Busch Light, Natural Light, Yuengling Traditional Lager and Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager remain strong brands.

The Top 30 Beer Brand Performers ranking is designed to highlight the brands that experienced significant year-over-year growth across total U.S. supermarkets in 2006. In addition to looking at volume and dollar sales, IRI also examined pricing, share growth and incremental volume and dollar contribution.

Rank Beer Brand
1 Newcastle Brown Ale
2 Modelo Especial
3 Samuel Adams Seasonal
4 Blue Moon Belgium White Ale
5 Stella Artois
6 Corona Light
7 Smirnoff Twisted V Variety Pack
8 Guinness Draught
9 Corona Extra
10 Pacifico
11 Red Stripe
12 Keystone Light
13 Dos Equis XX Special Lager
14 Negra Modelo
15 Busch Light
16 Yuengling Traditional Lager
17 New Belgium Fat Tire Amber Ale
18 Natural Light
19 Bud Light
20 Samuel Adams Boston Lager
21 Heineken
22 Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
23 Shiner Bock
24 Widmer Hefeweizen
25 Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager
26 Beck’s
27 Saint Pauli Girl
28 Pabst Blue Ribbon
29 Coors Light
30 Guinness Extra Stout

This is one of the most awesome videos I have put on Belch.Com.  Im a total sucker for homemade claymation with awesome belches.  Way to go, Roger! 

 Click the video below to enjoy.

This is a great compilation video of the Girls of Youtube getting together to try to beat the guys in belching.  It is great production quality, and it has earned the best of tag.  Great job Nutcheese!

 Click the video below to enjoy.

The video below is three months of belching by new Mom the Belch Queen, and it contains some of the most disgusting belches ever recorded.  Seriously.  What is worse than diarrhea?  How about a hot chick belching out the phrase diarrhea?  Yeah, its worse.  The Belch Queen does it with kids in her arms, and beers in her mitts.  She is the absolute undefeated queen of belching on this site so far.  Click below to enjoy over and over again.

This is Aubrey.  She has some outstanding talent and can really punch out some belches and words.  Great diction, bass and all-around intonation.  Best of the Best. 

Click the video below to enjoy.

This video is hilarious because the Belching Frat Boys appear to be home for a birthday party and simply begin to torment Mom by belching at her, chasing her around the kitchen and threatening to upload the video to YouTube.  I gotta give this one a Best of the Best Tag. 

 Click the video below to enjoy.

So you like to go to the game?  Hang out with friends, have a few beers and some dogs on the barbecue?  Heck, tailgating is half of the fun on game day.  So what would be the perfect item for tailgating? 

 The ultimate self-contained Tailgating Trailer.

This trailer has it all:

Just hook it up and take it to the game.  Be the envy of everyone on lawnchairs with their pathetic folding tables.  Go to Gameday Customs here.

This is amazing. I like beer. I like jets. Trucks are okay. But when you combine all of them and put it on a track, the redneck in me dances a joyful jig. Click on the picture to see the video of this amazing machine in action.

The real action comes at the 2:50 mark.

I was once a bartender.  Every day at 3 PM I would tune the television in the pub to the Animaniacs and would run drink specials.  Before long I had a loyal group of patrons that would come into the pub every day to watch Animaniacs, eat chicken wings and drink beer.

To commemorate those days, I hereby present the great Wakkorotti, the finest belching animated opera singer ever. 

 Click on the photo to see the video.

A Duke University Engineering Grad built this awesome mini-fridge that will catapult a beer into your hand at the command of a remote control button.

 To see a video of this in action, click the pic below.

From AP here:

When John Cornwell graduated from Duke University last year, he landed a job as software engineer in Atlanta but soon found himself longing for his college lifestyle. So the engineering graduate built himself a reminder of life on campus: a refrigerator that can toss a can of beer to his couch with the click of a remote control.
 
It took the 22-year-old Cornwell about 150 hours and $400 in parts to modify a mini-fridge common to many college dorm rooms into the beer-tossing contraption, which can launch 10 cans of beer from its magazine before needing a reload.

With a click of the remote, fashioned from a car’s keyless entry device, a small elevator inside the refrigerator lifts a beer can through a hole and loads it into the fridge’s catapult arm. A second click fires the device, tossing the beer up to 20 feet — “far enough to get to the couch,” he said.

Is there a foam explosion when the can is opened? Not if the recipient uses “soft hands” to cradle the can when caught, Cornwell said.

This is one of the best commercials for beer that features belching ever made. It shows the product, features belches, rock and roll, and fun. Definitely a Best of the Best winner.

Click the picture to see the video.

And click on the Beer below or click here to visit the excellent website of Big Rock Brewery in Alberta Canada.