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Drinkers Prayer and Carved Chicken, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Saw this great sign and carved wooden chicken at the Hunter’s Run Vineyard just outside of Leesburg. Wonderful way to waste a Sunday!

Captain Tony’s Hoarder Ceiling, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

The ceiling of Captain Tony’s Saloon in Key West is cluttered with memorabilia, old dollar bills, photos, business cards and bras. Just keep your beer covered to keep the dust from falling in it.

One of Each, Please, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Hanging out at the Porch in Key West. Great wine, rare brews and perhaps a few ghosts in this historic building to keep you company while you imbibe.

Old Timers With Fish, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

I love old photos of guys hanging out at saloons and taverns. I swiped this photo from a pub wall in San Carlo, CA using my genius scan app. It wasn’t until I really examined the photo that I realized that one dude is holding a pair of fish in one hand and a beer in the other.

So here’s to you, Mr. Take your fish to a bar. Well played, friend.

African Coca-Cola Delivery, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

This is a replica of a Coke delivery truck from Africa on display at Disney’s EPCOT. Refreshment for the African outposts.

Martini at Rosy Tomorrows, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Hanging out in Connecticut at a cute pub called Rosy Tomorrows. The martinis are wonderful, the food fantastic and the staff friendly and fun.

BBQ in a Bag, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

I think it’s unspeakably cruel to advertise a bag of fall-off-the-bone ribs on a bag full of simple potato chips. It’s 2012. Isn’t it time we have BBQ spareribs available in the checkout line?

Parenting and the CoronaRita Doesn’t Mix, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Im sitting at a very sad Chili’s in California and saw an ad for a Frankensteinian drink called the CoronaRita. the ad purports that you love a Margarita so much you’d buy it a beer.

Not sure why you’d pose with your kid while you’re downing this tho?

Pablano Stuffed Peppers, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Got this fantastic dish while staying down at Hot Tamales on Santana Row. Poblano pepper is stuffed with shredded chicken and melted Monterey cheese. Absolutely delicious!

Grey Goose is the Devil, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

The blood red Vodka is just a trick of the light at Citrus in Hotel Valencia on Santana Row in San Jose. And it is even more the devil if you drink more than one of these in a single sitting.

Pepe’s Wings and Guacamole, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

I picked up these Cuban wings with Mojo sauce and guacamole with plantain chips at a Cuban Restaurant in Key West. Absolutely Divine.

Sully’s Grilled Cheeseburger, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

This is like a normal cheeseburger but instead of a bun, the patty is sandwiched betwixt two grilled cheese sandwiches. This is on the menu at Sullys in Chantilly, VA

Awesome Women’s Service, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Feel like eating out? Or did you bring your lunch box?

Is this the most awesome sign for a women’s spa or what?

Meat Cone, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Got this from the Boccolone store in San Fran’s Ferry Building. Fantastic snack!

Key Lime Pie from Blue Heaven, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Your Key Lime pie is definitely not as good as the pie at Key West’s Blue Heaven. The beer bottle is next to the plate to show scale of size of this lovely piece of deliciousness.

American Fat Ass in a Can, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

America runs on Gravy. Americans can get about 9 American Idol episodes per can of this high intensity fuel.

Chicken Tender Porn, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

Hey IHOP: I see what you are trying to do there with your kids’ menus, and I don’t think I approve.

You should either go with nugget-style or pose your deep-fried penises in a more appetizing manner.

Kthxbye.

Mmm Sushi, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

San Francisco has many sushi places, and not all of them are top notch. Ryoko sushi, on the other hand, is probably one of the best in town.

I filled my guts with raw tuna, rice and beer and have never been happier. I didn’t eat anything with suction cups- this time.

Gummy Bacon, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

This is the wrong flavor. It should taste like Bacon, not strawberries!