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American Fat Ass in a Can, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

America runs on Gravy. Americans can get about 9 American Idol episodes per can of this high intensity fuel.

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Chicken Tender Porn



Chicken Tender Porn, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

Hey IHOP: I see what you are trying to do there with your kids’ menus, and I don’t think I approve.

You should either go with nugget-style or pose your deep-fried penises in a more appetizing manner.

Kthxbye.

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Mmm Sushi



Mmm Sushi, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

San Francisco has many sushi places, and not all of them are top notch. Ryoko sushi, on the other hand, is probably one of the best in town.

I filled my guts with raw tuna, rice and beer and have never been happier. I didn’t eat anything with suction cups- this time.

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Gummy Bacon



Gummy Bacon, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

This is the wrong flavor. It should taste like Bacon, not strawberries!

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Proper Way to Dress Dos Equis



Proper Way to Dress Dos Equis, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

You wrap the beer neck with bacon. Take a nipple, take a sip. Take a nibble, take a sip. It is heaven on earth.

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The Narrow



The Narrow, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

I got a chance to eat at Gordon Ramsay’s the Narrow Restaurant this afternoon. It is a waterfront pub on the Thames up the river from Canary Wharf.

The beers were cold and the pub grub was outstanding. Scotch Eggs, Fishstick sandwich and sausages in honey-mustard. NOM.

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Pickleback at Rick’s



Pickleback 2, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

I had a tasty Pickleback at Rick’s in Key West. It is a shot of Jameson’s whiskey followed by a healthy dose of dill pickle juice. It is yummy!

Pickleback

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Drink Coke for Safety



Drink Coke for Safety, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

I saw this awesome ad for Coke over at Buzzfeed as part of a set for old public service ads.

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Tasty Salted Pig Parts



Tasty Salty Pig Parts, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

I visited the Ferry Building in San Francisco and got to eat some delicious cured meats at this place here. Definitely worth the visit!

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Steaming Plate of Poutine



Steaming Plate of Poutine, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

Had to get the half order of this so I could save room for the fantastic CheeseSteak. If you are ever in Herndon, check out Jimmy’s. They are the bomb.

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Heinie Bar



Heinie Bar, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

I have been stuck at the Newark Airport for a few hours and think that the Heinekken bar has a beautiful decor.

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Carney Corn Dog



Carney Corn Dog, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

Would a traveling carnival feature perverted corndog chugging statues? Yes, yes they would.

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Hot Beef Sundae



Hot Beef Sundae, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

Nothing beats great carnival food. This wonderful treat is a man’s sundae.

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Beer and BBQ



Beer and BBQ, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

Irish beer is not always the best with pulled pork barbecue, but it worked for me at Black-Eyed Sally’s BBQ and Blues in Hartford Connecticut. Delicious pulled pork and great music. If you are ever in Hartford for business, definitely check it out.

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Pasty



Pasty, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

A Cornish Pasty is a meat filled pastry. You can find many of the Cornwall Pasty shops at train terminals in the UK and of course, in Cornwall villages. I snapped a photo of this sign at the pasty shop in Paddington Station.

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Epic Sushi Feast



Epic Sushi Feast, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

Im on my way to London so my wife and I partook of our traditional “see ya later” sushi feast in Herndon, VA. 6 separate sushi rolls were way too much for us and even our 3 year old helped out.

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Tower of Tequila at Paradiso 37



Tower of Tequila at Paradiso 37, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

In Downtown Disney Orlando is Paradiso 37. This bar has overpriced food and pricier tequila drinks. One of the few places I’ve been that will allow you to do a ‘tequila tasting’ just like wine tasting. Most memorable is this huge tower of variants of agave tequila. The colors are spectacular.

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Tower of Hooch at Sugars BBQ



Tower of Hooch at Sugars BBQ, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

There is something so beautiful about a backlit liquor bar. I don’t drink much liquor but I love the way colored lights play through those amber bottles. I actually have dozens of similar photos on my iPhone. I might upload a few more soon.

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