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American Fat Ass in a Can
Jan 22nd

American Fat Ass in a Can, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
America runs on Gravy. Americans can get about 9 American Idol episodes per can of this high intensity fuel.
Chicken Tender Porn
Nov 20th
Hey IHOP: I see what you are trying to do there with your kids’ menus, and I don’t think I approve.
You should either go with nugget-style or pose your deep-fried penises in a more appetizing manner.
Kthxbye.
Mmm Sushi
Oct 19th
San Francisco has many sushi places, and not all of them are top notch. Ryoko sushi, on the other hand, is probably one of the best in town.
I filled my guts with raw tuna, rice and beer and have never been happier. I didn’t eat anything with suction cups- this time.
Proper Way to Dress Dos Equis
Aug 28th
You wrap the beer neck with bacon. Take a nipple, take a sip. Take a nibble, take a sip. It is heaven on earth.
The Narrow
Aug 3rd
I got a chance to eat at Gordon Ramsay’s the Narrow Restaurant this afternoon. It is a waterfront pub on the Thames up the river from Canary Wharf.
The beers were cold and the pub grub was outstanding. Scotch Eggs, Fishstick sandwich and sausages in honey-mustard. NOM.
Pickleback at Rick’s
Jul 24th
I had a tasty Pickleback at Rick’s in Key West. It is a shot of Jameson’s whiskey followed by a healthy dose of dill pickle juice. It is yummy!
Drink Coke for Safety
Jul 18th
I saw this awesome ad for Coke over at Buzzfeed as part of a set for old public service ads.
Tasty Salted Pig Parts
May 27th
I visited the Ferry Building in San Francisco and got to eat some delicious cured meats at this place here. Definitely worth the visit!
Steaming Plate of Poutine
May 24th
Had to get the half order of this so I could save room for the fantastic CheeseSteak. If you are ever in Herndon, check out Jimmy’s. They are the bomb.
Heinie Bar
May 18th
I have been stuck at the Newark Airport for a few hours and think that the Heinekken bar has a beautiful decor.
Carney Corn Dog
May 12th
Would a traveling carnival feature perverted corndog chugging statues? Yes, yes they would.
Beer and BBQ
Mar 22nd
Irish beer is not always the best with pulled pork barbecue, but it worked for me at Black-Eyed Sally’s BBQ and Blues in Hartford Connecticut. Delicious pulled pork and great music. If you are ever in Hartford for business, definitely check it out.
Pasty
Mar 6th
A Cornish Pasty is a meat filled pastry. You can find many of the Cornwall Pasty shops at train terminals in the UK and of course, in Cornwall villages. I snapped a photo of this sign at the pasty shop in Paddington Station.
Epic Sushi Feast
Feb 26th
Im on my way to London so my wife and I partook of our traditional “see ya later” sushi feast in Herndon, VA. 6 separate sushi rolls were way too much for us and even our 3 year old helped out.
Tower of Tequila at Paradiso 37
Jan 31st
In Downtown Disney Orlando is Paradiso 37. This bar has overpriced food and pricier tequila drinks. One of the few places I’ve been that will allow you to do a ‘tequila tasting’ just like wine tasting. Most memorable is this huge tower of variants of agave tequila. The colors are spectacular.
Tower of Hooch at Sugars BBQ
Jan 30th
There is something so beautiful about a backlit liquor bar. I don’t drink much liquor but I love the way colored lights play through those amber bottles. I actually have dozens of similar photos on my iPhone. I might upload a few more soon.
Jack Monkey
Jan 29th
Jack Monkey, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
I was at AJ’s in Destin Florida during the snowlocaust of Northern Virginia in 2001. I was proudly enjoying the mid-sixties weather and sipping on this thing- The “Jack Monkey.” Its a rum drink mixed with banana liqueur and Jack Daniels. Tasted like a bent pina colada. Oh, and a Shocktop Beer to chase it with. Yeah, it was a good night.





















