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Pizza Maker in NYC Can Sling Dough and Opera
0Being a former pizza maker, I am truly impressed at this performance.
American Fat Ass in a Can
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American Fat Ass in a Can, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
America runs on Gravy. Americans can get about 9 American Idol episodes per can of this high intensity fuel.
Awesome: Ben Franklin’s Synonyms for Being Drunk
0Saw this over at Mental Floss.
The Drinkers Dictionary will come in handy. The lengthy list of expressions meaning “inebriated” was first published by Franklin in the Pennsylvania Gazette on January 6, 1737.
A
He is Addled,
He’s casting up his Accounts,
He’s Afflicted,
He’s in his Airs.B
He’s Biggy,
Bewitch’d,
Block and Block,
Boozy,
Bowz’d,
Been at Barbadoes,
Piss’d in the Brook,
Drunk as a Wheel-Barrow,
Burdock’d,
Buskey,
Buzzey,
Has Stole a Manchet out of the Brewer’s Basket,
His Head is full of Bees,
Has been in the Bibbing Plot,
Has drank more than he has bled,
He’s Bungey,
As Drunk as a Beggar,
He sees the Bears,
He’s kiss’d black Betty,
He’s had a Thump over the Head with Sampson’s Jawbone,
He’s Bridgey.C
He’s Cat,
Cagrin’d,
Capable,
Cramp’d,
Cherubimical,
Cherry Merry,
Wamble Crop’d,
Crack’d,
Concern’d,
Half Way to Concord,
Has taken a Chirriping-Glass,
Got Corns in his Head,
A Cup to much,
Coguy,
Copey,
He’s heat his Copper,
He’s Crocus,
Catch’d,
He cuts his Capers,
He’s been in the Cellar,
He’s in his Cups,
Non Compos,
Cock’d,
Curv’d,
Cut,
Chipper,
Chickery,
Loaded his Cart,
He’s been too free with the Creature,
Sir Richard has taken off his Considering Cap,
He’s Chap-fallen,
Ben spent quite a bit of time in local pubs it seems.
Sad: Cracker Barrel Founder Dies
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So sad. He was a wonderful restaurateur and a good businessman who had great success with a good product. Dan Evins has died.
From WTOP here:
The founder of the Cracker Barrel Old Country Store chain, Dan Evins, has died at 76.
Evins opened his first restaurant in Lebanon, Tenn., in 1969. The restaurant catered to highway travelers and focused on offering Southern hospitality, country-style cooking and an associated gift shop that came to define the chain.
He fashioned the restaurant after the country stores of his youth in rural Tennessee and used a number of family recipes. The restaurant was named after the practice of customers gathering at country stores to share news and play checkers on top of an empty barrel that had been used to deliver crackers to the store.
Evins helped build the chain into a national brand as CEO from 1969 to 2001 and chairman until he retired in 2004. Cracker Barrel Old Country Store Inc., headquartered in Lebanon, Tenn., now operates more than 600 restaurants in 42 states.
So long, Danny and thanks for all the gravy.
Chili Cheese Me! Or How to Request a Heart Attack
0Have you seen the latest Sonic’s commercial where they brag about dumping chili and onions on a burger or smothering tater tots with it? And did you notice that the voice-overs sound like James Brown and the angina widows?
Gordon Ramsay Bullies Customers
0I think bullying is good. Especially when its called for. So does Gordon.
And he won’t let a woman get all uppity either.
Captain Morgan is a Bitch on the Stemware
0I admit I do like spiced rum, and Capt. Morgan’s is fantastic with Diet Coke. This time of year its great for Egg Nog too. But you can’t have a 17th century sea captain at your party and hope to keep your fine stemware intact.
Will Ferrell and Old Milwaukee
0Why is Will Ferrell in Davenport Iowa, and why in God’s name is he drinking this swill?
Arrested for Burping
0Some stupid teachers in New Mexico called the cops because a student burped in his PE class. The kid was arrested and taken to jail!
Full details over at my blog site, BelchSpeak.
Best Way to Reheat Pizza
0This is pretty awesome. Takes about 5 times longer than a microwave, but the results are 10 times better.
Bobby’s Burger Palace
0Bobby Flay has a burger joint and I might have to put this on my list of food destinations.
From Flay’s Twitpic stream:
Pastry Chef’s Answer to the Turducken
0The Cherpumple:
From Neatorama here:
It is a called a cherpumple, and it represents all that remains good and right in this fallen world. Pastry chef David Lowery made this 21 lb. 10 oz. concoction for guests at the Grand Geneva Resort in Wisconsin.
Chicken Tender Porn
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Hey IHOP: I see what you are trying to do there with your kids’ menus, and I don’t think I approve.
You should either go with nugget-style or pose your deep-fried penises in a more appetizing manner.
Kthxbye.
Dang, They Stole my McRib Idea
0Well, almost. My McRib sammies usually also have onion rings. This one has bacon and mozzarella sticks.
Patrick Swayze Discos for PBR
0An old commercial from 1979 shows Patrick Swayze dancing the disco for the love of a woman and for the taste of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.
Gawdawful Wendy’s Training Video
0This is for cold drinks, teaching future employees how to serve a soda and to hate rap music.
