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May 21, 2014

Hurricane Ashley’s Path of Destruction

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Cinco DeMayo was a rough day for many caught in this hurricane’s path.


Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo




February 21, 2014

Every Irish Pub Ever

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I’d say they nailed it.




July 29, 2013

Drunk History: Al Capone’s Pus-Filled Brain

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I love Drunk History.




February 23, 2013

Springtime is for the Drunk Birds

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Even the birds like to drink. Via SciShow:




December 20, 2012

Drunken Caped Invader

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The people who wrote this letter seem much more understanding about a drunken home invasion than I would be. Drunk dude breaks into home wearing a cape and winds up urinating on the carpet and couch. Some people just call that Thursday.

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Via DailyMail here.




November 15, 2012

Drunk Businessman Versus Escalator

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You gotta admire his single-mindedness.




August 26, 2012

New Favorite Show: Hungover Chef

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The everyman’s cooking show! If by everyman I mean fat hungover loser in a 1 bedroom apartment.




August 7, 2012

Crappy Jägerbombs

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Look, I like a good Jägerbomb as much as anyone, but it helps if you actually have some Jäger in the tumbler before you add the bomb part, AmIRight?

Cool trick tho.




March 29, 2012

This Guy Had a Great Weekend

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A drunk serenades a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman from the backseat of the patrol car.




March 24, 2012

The Scottish Drunk Driving Test

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This is the way they do it over in Scotland.




March 6, 2012

Cagney Knows Why We Drink

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Got back from a huge conference on the West Coast and I had to wring out my liver. Cagney tells us why.




January 28, 2012

Polish Escalator

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In Poland, drunks in nightclubs find ways to take shortcuts. Who needs the stairs? Certainly not this guy.

Who needs hospitalization for internal bleeding? Yeah, this guy.

And Buzzfeed provided an awesome animated gif.




January 17, 2012

Awesome: Ben Franklin’s Synonyms for Being Drunk

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Saw this over at Mental Floss.

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The Drinkers Dictionary will come in handy. The lengthy list of expressions meaning “inebriated” was first published by Franklin in the Pennsylvania Gazette on January 6, 1737.

A
He is Addled,
He’s casting up his Accounts,
He’s Afflicted,
He’s in his Airs.

B
He’s Biggy,
Bewitch’d,
Block and Block,
Boozy,
Bowz’d,
Been at Barbadoes,
Piss’d in the Brook,
Drunk as a Wheel-Barrow,
Burdock’d,
Buskey,
Buzzey,
Has Stole a Manchet out of the Brewer’s Basket,
His Head is full of Bees,
Has been in the Bibbing Plot,
Has drank more than he has bled,
He’s Bungey,
As Drunk as a Beggar,
He sees the Bears,
He’s kiss’d black Betty,
He’s had a Thump over the Head with Sampson’s Jawbone,
He’s Bridgey.

C
He’s Cat,
Cagrin’d,
Capable,
Cramp’d,
Cherubimical,
Cherry Merry,
Wamble Crop’d,
Crack’d,
Concern’d,
Half Way to Concord,
Has taken a Chirriping-Glass,
Got Corns in his Head,
A Cup to much,
Coguy,
Copey,
He’s heat his Copper,
He’s Crocus,
Catch’d,
He cuts his Capers,
He’s been in the Cellar,
He’s in his Cups,
Non Compos,
Cock’d,
Curv’d,
Cut,
Chipper,
Chickery,
Loaded his Cart,
He’s been too free with the Creature,
Sir Richard has taken off his Considering Cap,
He’s Chap-fallen,

Ben spent quite a bit of time in local pubs it seems.




June 9, 2011

Where Mystery Bruises Come From

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This businessman is going to be a little sore and not be too sure why.




August 27, 2010

Just Can’t Get Up the Hill

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How can you get this drunk while the sun is still up?




March 10, 2010

Warning! Drunks Crossing the Street!

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A Romanian town has a real problem with drunks getting runned over in the streets while they are staggering home, so they bought some of these signs.

From the Telegraph here:

Street signs warning Romanian drivers to be careful of drunken pedestrians lying on roads were erected by road safety chiefs worried about the “despairing” levels of accidents.

The 10 bright red signs were erected by worried road safety officials in popular areas of the town of Pecica, a village town about 13 miles from the Hungarian border in the country’s west complete with the phrase “Attention – Drunks”.

The 10 road signs, which also show a person crawling on their knees while clutching a glass in one hand, were erected in popular nightspot areas close to the city’s bars and restaurants.




October 25, 2009

Drunkest Guy Ever in a Silent Film

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The security tapes of a drunk dude trying to buy beer has gone viral. This is a version of that, which I find absolutely hilarious!





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