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Pastry Chef’s Answer to the Turducken
Nov 23rd
The Cherpumple:
From Neatorama here:
It is a called a cherpumple, and it represents all that remains good and right in this fallen world. Pastry chef David Lowery made this 21 lb. 10 oz. concoction for guests at the Grand Geneva Resort in Wisconsin.
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Loading ...Chicken Tender Porn
Nov 20th
Hey IHOP: I see what you are trying to do there with your kids’ menus, and I don’t think I approve.
You should either go with nugget-style or pose your deep-fried penises in a more appetizing manner.
Kthxbye.
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Dang, They Stole my McRib Idea
Nov 14th
Well, almost. My McRib sammies usually also have onion rings. This one has bacon and mozzarella sticks.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Patrick Swayze Discos for PBR
Oct 27th
An old commercial from 1979 shows Patrick Swayze dancing the disco for the love of a woman and for the taste of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Gawdawful Wendy’s Training Video
Oct 24th
This is for cold drinks, teaching future employees how to serve a soda and to hate rap music.
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Mmm Sushi
Oct 19th
San Francisco has many sushi places, and not all of them are top notch. Ryoko sushi, on the other hand, is probably one of the best in town.
I filled my guts with raw tuna, rice and beer and have never been happier. I didn’t eat anything with suction cups- this time.
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Gummy Bacon
Sep 23rd
This is the wrong flavor. It should taste like Bacon, not strawberries!
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Epic Heineken Light Mustache Commercial
Sep 1st
I guess Heineken is trying to break into the hipster market, but I do love this commercial!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Proper Way to Dress Dos Equis
Aug 28th
You wrap the beer neck with bacon. Take a nipple, take a sip. Take a nibble, take a sip. It is heaven on earth.
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I Want My Chicken to Taste Like Anything But This
Aug 23rd
No way can this be good on anything made of meat.
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The Pigtail is the World’s Best BBQ Tool
Aug 8th
If you are cooking anything on the grill, you need this Pigtail tool. My wife picked one up for me at a local food fair and I’m actually upset I don’t have more. It flips any solid food better than tongs or a spatula.
Get yours at PigtailFF.com.
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A Helpful Tip
Aug 4th
Putting a beer into a McDonald’s cup? Brilliant.
Making that beer Heineken? Yuck.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The Narrow
Aug 3rd
I got a chance to eat at Gordon Ramsay’s the Narrow Restaurant this afternoon. It is a waterfront pub on the Thames up the river from Canary Wharf.
The beers were cold and the pub grub was outstanding. Scotch Eggs, Fishstick sandwich and sausages in honey-mustard. NOM.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Pickleback at Rick’s
Jul 24th
I had a tasty Pickleback at Rick’s in Key West. It is a shot of Jameson’s whiskey followed by a healthy dose of dill pickle juice. It is yummy!
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Old and Busted: Energy Drinks. New Hotness? Relaxation Drinks.
Jul 20th
Until now I just thought beers were relaxation drinks.
From Reuters here:
Relaxation drinks help the body chill out by relieving muscle tension and reducing levels of cortisone, the main stress hormone, according to a report that Martinez wrote about the drinks earlier this year.
The drinks, which evolved in Japan as far back as 2005, contain no alcohol but some have melatonin, a hormone that can cause drowsiness.
The biggest relaxation brands include Innovative Beverage Group’s Drank, Purple Stuff and Jones GABA. Another called Slow Cow is up and coming. Their names provide a marked contrast to engine-revving energy drinks such as Red Bull, Hansen Natural’s Monster and Dr Pepper Snapple Group’s Venom Energy.
Maybe one of these and a shot of vodka would be a great sleep aid?
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