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Author: pat
August 28, 2011
Proper Way to Dress Dos Equis
Proper Way to Dress Dos Equis, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
You wrap the beer neck with bacon. Take a nipple, take a sip. Take a nibble, take a sip. It is heaven on earth.
August 23, 2011
I Want My Chicken to Taste Like Anything But This
No way can this be good on anything made of meat.
August 12, 2011
Buttery Cow
You can sauté a lot of onions with this cow.
August 4, 2011
A Helpful Tip
Putting a beer into a McDonald’s cup? Brilliant.
Making that beer Heineken? Yuck.
August 3, 2011
The Narrow
The Narrow, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
I got a chance to eat at Gordon Ramsay’s the Narrow Restaurant this afternoon. It is a waterfront pub on the Thames up the river from Canary Wharf.
The beers were cold and the pub grub was outstanding. Scotch Eggs, Fishstick sandwich and sausages in honey-mustard. NOM.
July 24, 2011
Pickleback at Rick’s
Pickleback 2, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
I had a tasty Pickleback at Rick’s in Key West. It is a shot of Jameson’s whiskey followed by a healthy dose of dill pickle juice. It is yummy!
July 20, 2011
Old and Busted: Energy Drinks. New Hotness? Relaxation Drinks.
Until now I just thought beers were relaxation drinks.
From Reuters here:
Relaxation drinks help the body chill out by relieving muscle tension and reducing levels of cortisone, the main stress hormone, according to a report that Martinez wrote about the drinks earlier this year.
The biggest relaxation brands include Innovative Beverage Group’s Drank, Purple Stuff and Jones GABA. Another called Slow Cow is up and coming. Their names provide a marked contrast to engine-revving energy drinks such as Red Bull, Hansen Natural’s Monster and Dr Pepper Snapple Group’s Venom Energy.
Maybe one of these and a shot of vodka would be a great sleep aid?
July 18, 2011
Drink Coke for Safety
Drink Coke for Safety, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
I saw this awesome ad for Coke over at Buzzfeed as part of a set for old public service ads.
July 8, 2011
Modernday Meal Train
Americans are getting fatter and fatter. I was standing behind a wheezy fattie in line at the airport, but I kept my distance because I was convinced he was going to fall over dead from a heart attack. He survived. But the shot below is becoming more and more commonplace.
Thanks to Tosh.
May 27, 2011
Tasty Salted Pig Parts
Tasty Salty Pig Parts, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
I visited the Ferry Building in San Francisco and got to eat some delicious cured meats at this place here. Definitely worth the visit!
May 24, 2011
Steaming Plate of Poutine
Steaming Plate of Poutine, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
Had to get the half order of this so I could save room for the fantastic CheeseSteak. If you are ever in Herndon, check out Jimmy’s. They are the bomb.
May 18, 2011
Heinie Bar
Heinie Bar, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
I have been stuck at the Newark Airport for a few hours and think that the Heineken bar has a beautiful decor.
May 15, 2011
The Doom of Stay-Puft
This is how the marshmallow man should have met his fate.
May 12, 2011
Carney Corn Dog
Carney Corn Dog, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
Would a traveling carnival feature perverted corndog chugging statues? Yes, yes they would.
May 12, 2011
Hot Beef Sundae
Hot Beef Sundae, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
Nothing beats great carnival food. This wonderful treat is a man’s sundae.
April 26, 2011
Oh No. Cupcake Flavored Vodka?
It is usually pretty easy to get chicks to drop trou by feeding them Apple Martinis- simple vodka and sour pucker mix. Now getting those girls to say yes will be just a little easier with this tasty new Vodka:
And it comes in three flavors too- regular, chiffon and devil food’s cake. Check out their website here.
April 23, 2011
Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey
For the past year my wife and I have really enjoyed the Southern Comfort Honey liquer at local pubs. It is tasty and what a good sipping liquor drink should be. Jack Daniels must have peeked at the sales report for SoCo and they have now answered with a version of their own.
I have also really enjoyed sipping Jack Daniels in the past and am looking forward to getting to try this out.
April 6, 2011
Burger King, What are You Telling the Germans??
Really Burger King? How desperate are you for customers??
March 22, 2011
Beer and BBQ
Beer and BBQ, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
Irish beer is not always the best with pulled pork barbecue, but it worked for me at Black-Eyed Sally’s BBQ and Blues in Hartford Connecticut. Delicious pulled pork and great music. If you are ever in Hartford for business, definitely check it out.
March 18, 2011
NFL Lockout Bad News for Wings
Hot Wings manufacturers (which I guess would be chickens everywhere) are lamenting that the NFL lockout would be bad business for Wing makers.
From WLS here:
With NFL owners and players in a standoff, the CEO of one of the nation’s largest chicken farms warns that a long-lasting football lockout would be bad news for a gameday staple, the chicken wing.
“It will be a major blow,” said Joe Sanderson Jr., CEO of Sanderson Farms, the fourth largest poultry company in the U.S. “If we don’t have Sunday football, the demand will go down tremendously, and of course, if that happens, the price will go down.”
Wings have become too expensive in the past few years. 7 bucks for a 4 pound bag of low quality, young wings is outrageous. If the price comes down, I fail to see how that would be a bad thing.
And with less wings being cut off of chickens, maybe the wings we begin to eat will be meatier and bigger too.
