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Author: pat
March 11, 2012
Bacon Vodka Bloody Mary
This Bloody Mary looks absolutely fantastic. Thanks to mkhammer for the awesome SXSW alcohol photo!
March 2, 2012
Hic! Besht Martinis Made With Olives Stuffed With Goat Cheese
Been tooling around San Francisco for the past week now and I finally found a bar that sells the best Martinis. Its at the rooftop bar at the Hilton on the 36th floor that features a 360 degree view of the city.
The vodka martinis are usual except for one splendid thing- the large green olives are stuffed with sharp goat cheese! It really makes the martini taste even better!
February 29, 2012
February 24, 2012
Key Lime Pie from Blue Heaven
Key Lime Pie from Blue Heaven, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
Your Key Lime pie is definitely not as good as the pie at Key West’s Blue Heaven. The beer bottle is next to the plate to show scale of size of this lovely piece of deliciousness.
February 17, 2012
Reuben Mac ‘N Cheese Bowl
This looks fantastic. Via UniqueDaily.
“I wanted to come up with a recipe that could be prepared a little more quickly and easily, and I think I’ve done just that with my Reuben Mac & Cheese. I mean, Reuben sandwiches on their own are great, and macaroni and cheese is great, so why not combine the two? So, with that I claimed Swiss as my cheese for this year’s blog and got to work combining it with some pasta, corned beef, sauerkraut and a few other ingredients to create my Reuben macaroni and cheese. And what better way to serve it than inside of a giant loaf of hollowed out rye bread?”
February 1, 2012
January 22, 2012
January 17, 2012
Awesome: Ben Franklin’s Synonyms for Being Drunk
Saw this over at Mental Floss.
The Drinkers Dictionary will come in handy. The lengthy list of expressions meaning “inebriated” was first published by Franklin in the Pennsylvania Gazette on January 6, 1737.
A
He is Addled,
He’s casting up his Accounts,
He’s Afflicted,
He’s in his Airs.B
He’s Biggy,
Bewitch’d,
Block and Block,
Boozy,
Bowz’d,
Been at Barbadoes,
Piss’d in the Brook,
Drunk as a Wheel-Barrow,
Burdock’d,
Buskey,
Buzzey,
Has Stole a Manchet out of the Brewer’s Basket,
His Head is full of Bees,
Has been in the Bibbing Plot,
Has drank more than he has bled,
He’s Bungey,
As Drunk as a Beggar,
He sees the Bears,
He’s kiss’d black Betty,
He’s had a Thump over the Head with Sampson’s Jawbone,
He’s Bridgey.
C
He’s Cat,
Cagrin’d,
Capable,
Cramp’d,
Cherubimical,
Cherry Merry,
Wamble Crop’d,
Crack’d,
Concern’d,
Half Way to Concord,
Has taken a Chirriping-Glass,
Got Corns in his Head,
A Cup to much,
Coguy,
Copey,
He’s heat his Copper,
He’s Crocus,
Catch’d,
He cuts his Capers,
He’s been in the Cellar,
He’s in his Cups,
Non Compos,
Cock’d,
Curv’d,
Cut,
Chipper,
Chickery,
Loaded his Cart,
He’s been too free with the Creature,
Sir Richard has taken off his Considering Cap,
He’s Chap-fallen,
Ben spent quite a bit of time in local pubs it seems.
January 16, 2012
Sad: Cracker Barrel Founder Dies
So sad. He was a wonderful restaurateur and a good businessman who had great success with a good product. Dan Evins has died.
From WTOP here:
The founder of the Cracker Barrel Old Country Store chain, Dan Evins, has died at 76.
He fashioned the restaurant after the country stores of his youth in rural Tennessee and used a number of family recipes. The restaurant was named after the practice of customers gathering at country stores to share news and play checkers on top of an empty barrel that had been used to deliver crackers to the store.
Evins helped build the chain into a national brand as CEO from 1969 to 2001 and chairman until he retired in 2004. Cracker Barrel Old Country Store Inc., headquartered in Lebanon, Tenn., now operates more than 600 restaurants in 42 states.
So long, Danny and thanks for all the gravy.
December 22, 2011
Corporate Tatt
Okay, so you really like the burgers. I like them too, but maybe not this much.
December 3, 2011
Arrested for Burping
Some stupid teachers in New Mexico called the cops because a student burped in his PE class. The kid was arrested and taken to jail!
Full details over at my blog site, BelchSpeak.
November 23, 2011
Bobby’s Burger Palace
Bobby Flay has a burger joint and I might have to put this on my list of food destinations.
From Flay’s Twitpic stream:
November 23, 2011
Pastry Chef’s Answer to the Turducken
The Cherpumple:
From Neatorama here:
It is a called a cherpumple, and it represents all that remains good and right in this fallen world. Pastry chef David Lowery made this 21 lb. 10 oz. concoction for guests at the Grand Geneva Resort in Wisconsin.
November 20, 2011
Chicken Tender Porn
Chicken Tender Porn, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
Hey IHOP: I see what you are trying to do there with your kids’ menus, and I don’t think I approve.
You should either go with nugget-style or pose your deep-fried penises in a more appetizing manner.
Kthxbye.
November 14, 2011
Dang, They Stole my McRib Idea
Well, almost. My McRib sammies usually also have onion rings. This one has bacon and mozzarella sticks.
October 21, 2011
October 19, 2011
Mmm Sushi
Mmm Sushi, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
San Francisco has many sushi places, and not all of them are top notch. Ryoko sushi, on the other hand, is probably one of the best in town.
I filled my guts with raw tuna, rice and beer and have never been happier. I didn’t eat anything with suction cups- this time.
October 4, 2011
New Orleans Drinking Meme
Awesome sign down at CajunMikes.
September 23, 2011
Gummy Bacon
Gummy Bacon, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
This is the wrong flavor. It should taste like Bacon, not strawberries!
September 9, 2011
Taste the Rainbow for Reals
Not all beers taste this good.
