Gonna Kill This Cat

I have two cats. One I adore and one that gets zero love from me. Mostly because it is stupid and pukey. I tweeted this earlier:

My cat doesn’t groom herself.She just licks powerups for her next epic furball.

— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) July 2, 2012

So I was wondering if anyone else was feeling a murderous rage toward their cat on Twitter. I found this:

Im going to kill this cat… Third time it peed on my bed.

— John Grant (@JGrant35) July 2, 2012

Please stop calling my house before I find out where you live and kill your cat I don’t wish too talk to you at this hour or any hour

— MWicxStephBFF (@MWicxStephBFF) July 2, 2012

I’m about to kill this cat.

— Katelynn ? (@katelynnsavoie) June 30, 2012

Woke up at least 5 times to this stupid cat either licking my face, attacking my feet, or stepping on my trachea trying to kill me #DIE

— nicoleamber (@nikkidehrone) June 29, 2012