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Miami Cops Shoot Zombie

Either the cops put down a zombie while it was dining on brains, or two gay guys had a wild night of partying.

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From the MiamiHerald here:

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face half eaten, by a naked man.

A road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.

The officer approached and, seeing what was happening, ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries. Their identities were not released.

Dude, they should put that other guy down too. Its only a matter of time before he turns and starts eating doctors and nurses at the hospital. Luckily this is only a localized zombie outbreak.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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