Ugh. Ugh. Ugh-SPROIIING!! AIiigh!!
Darwin sprung into action over the weekend for 16 year old Justin Butler when he somehow managed to kill himself by becoming entangled in a Bowflex® workout machine while working out at home alone.
From CBS13 here:
Students at Bear River High School were stunned after learning one of their star players died early Monday morning.
Justin Butler, 16, was found by his parents in his home Sunday night after somehow becoming entangled in a Bowflex exercise machine. They called 911 and began performing CPR, and emergency crews rushed him by helicopter to a hospital.
Butler died Monday morning.
The death of the Bear River student athlete sent shock waves through the school. Friends described Butler as an avid football player who loved stepping on the field and making big plays, and filled his Facebook page with messages of love and grief.
Only kid in the world who needs a spotter to ride a Bowflex. Way to go, Bowflex, in keeping your undefeated winning streak going against high school jocks. I had a feeling he would go like this- Justin was nearly wiped out in a Sham-Wow incident back in March when he managed to allow the absorbent rag to somehow soak up 42 percent of his bodily fluids. As a child he sprained a wrist and nearly lost two fingers when he attempted to use a thighmaster.
Not to mention the time he nearly suffocated in a Snuggie.
YOU ARE SO SICK COMMENTING ON JUSTIN THAT WAY. IT IS SO OBVIOUS THAT YOU NEVER KNEW
HIM BECAUSE HE WAS SUCH AN AMAZING GUY AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY
THE “STUPID ONE” WHY DON’T YOU GET A LIFE AND PRAY TO GOD THAT YOU ARE NEVER HAVE
AN UNTIMELY ACCIDENT, YOU ASSHOLE! ALSO, WHY DON’T YOU ATTEND HIS SERVICE TONIGHT
AT THE HIGH SCHOOL AND SEE THE HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF KIDS THAT WILL BE THERE TO SHOW
HOW LOVED HE IS AND WHAT A WONDERFUL AND KIND PERSON HE WAS. IT IS APPARENT THAT YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND
JUST LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF OTHERS SO YOU CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WELL, SOMEDAY,
YOU WILL FACE GOD AS JUSTIN HAS BUT YOU WILL NOT BE GOING TO THE SAME BEAUTIFUL PLACE
AS JUSTIN IS IN!
Nicole, sorry I couldn’t be there for the memorial. I’ve never seen anyone get buried ini a giant Debbie Meyers Green Bag before. Freshness that lasts, right?
ONE LAST THING, I CAME BACK FROM THE SERVICE AND THERE WERE OVER 500 PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE. DO YOU THINK SOMEONE AS IGNORANT AND DISGUSTING AS YOU WOULD EVEN HAVE 50 PEOPLE? I HIGHLY DOUBT IT. AND GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT, HE WAS 16. WHAT KIND OF DISGUSTING, DISRESPECTFUL PERSON JOKES ABOUT THE DEATH OF A CHILD? I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY TIME ARGUING WITH SUCH A SAD PERSON. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR LIFE, YOU’RE GOING TO REALLY NEED IT.
Nicole, if you believe in God maybe you can explain why He allowed Justin to fail so badly on his home gym equipment? Or if you believe in Darwin, maybe this is just survival of the fittest? Thanks for pointing out my typo for his age. I fixed it.