Girdle-Faced Meth Addict Robs McDonalds

Sharon Lain, who lost her job at McDonalds as a manager most likely because she was stealing from the till, had been on hard times. She was living in a condemned house, smoking meth and spending what money she could find on drugs and casino games. At the end of her rope, she slapped a pair of Spanx on her head and tried to rob her old workplace.

From Reuters here:

An unemployed woman who said she was desperate for money has been arrested on charges she robbed an Oklahoma McDonald’s with a white stretch girdle wrapped around her face as a makeshift mask.

51-year-old Sharon Lain of Midwest City admitted to being the underwear-masked bandit who made off with the contents of a cash drawer from the fast-food restaurant around 3 a.m. Tuesday.

Several tips led police to a condemned home on Wednesday night where Lain was found living. Police found the underwear – a white stretch girdle known as ‘spanx’ – along with illegal drugs, including methamphetamine.

Police said Lain was a former night shift manager at McDonald’s but was fired about a month ago. Lain told investigators she needed money and suffered from a gambling problem.

She is being charged with second-degree burglary, possession of a controlled dangerous substance, possession of paraphernalia and illegal trespass.

I guess all that meth amde her skinny enough that she didn’t need the spanx on her fat ass, so she stuck it on her head instead.

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