I really have no idea who started the whole fad of making duck lips for your facebook photos, but its past time that it stopped. Its so ridiculous and ubiquitous that when dumb bitches die, they use a duck-lipped photo to accompany the news article! Meet Maleah Nowack. She went tubing and used her own head as a cleat. Now she’s dead, but her duck-lipped obituary is famous.
From the DailyMail here:
A 23-year-old woman was killed in a freak boating accident after a sudden gust of wind caused her to be dragged overboard by an inflatable inner tube. A rope from the inner tube wrapped around Maleah Nowak’s neck and she was hauled out of the boat into the Caloosahatchee River in Florida in front of her horrified friends.
A preliminary investigation has revealed that Maleah and two friends, Joshua Emerson, who was driving, and Bill Piggott, were on a boating trip on Sunday afternoon. They had a large inner tube that is used to give people rides when a sudden gust of wind caused it to be blown overboard. A rope attached to the tube wrapped around Nowak’s neck and she was dragged overboard.
Dear God, ladies, don’t let your last photo be duck lips. Its not cute when you’re alive, but when you’re dead its kind of lulzy.