EcoWarriors Clash with Beavers Over Nature Protection

Want to make a hippy’s head explode?  Let beavers eat the trees while hippies hug them!  The hippies don’t know whether to embrace nature or skin the bastards and wear their fur as a handbag.

OMG!  Beavers kill trees!

From the Austrian Times here:

GREEN campaigners Eco-religionists called police after discovering an illegal logging site in a nature reserve – only to find the culprits were a gang of beavers.

Environmentalists found 20 neatly stacked tree trunks and others marked with notches for felling at a beauty-spot in Subkowy, northern Poland.

But when officers followed a trail left by a tree which had been dragged away, they found a beaver dam right across the river.

A police spokesman said: “The campaigners hippies are feeling pretty stupid. There’s nothing more natural than a beaver.”

Apparently beavers are targeted for extermination quite often because of their destructive appetite for trees.  Even in hippy-dippy California, they would rather kill a beaver to save a tree than to let them terraform the environment.