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Reason 216 to HomeSchool: Slutty Drug-Addled Teacher Won’t Cheat on Your Teenager With Other Student

For some full-time whores who become part-time teachers, student sexual conquests are like Lays Potato Chips. You can’t have just one. Meet Laura Pace. She’s in jail waiting for her divorce papers and for her court date for having sex with two of her students. The evidence against her is a rambling, drama-riddled, 16 page handwritten letter, on notebook paper, apologizing to one of her students she’s been banging for cheating on him with another student!

From the OrlandoSentinel here:

A Eustis High School teacher was arrested Friday after investigators substantiated rumors that she had sex with two of her students.

Laura Pace, 38, was charged with five counts of unlawful sexual activity with a minor and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. She was held in the Lake County Jail with bail set at $26,000.

The investigation began earlier this month after the Lake County School Board received an e-mail detailing sexual misconduct between her and the two male students. Detectives spoke with the teens, who confirmed they had sex with Pace.

Court papers say that Pace, who is married, had an ongoing relationship with one teen, then an encounter with the second. Pace sent images of her breasts and buttocks to one teen via cell phone.

One teen told detectives about at least seven encounters with Pace at his home and hers. The teen provided them with a letter handwritten on the fronts and backs of eight pages that Pace left in his mailbox, in which she apologizes for her sexual encounter with the second teen and tried to explain her drug use.

The second teen told investigators he had one encounter with Pace at her home, where they also smoked marijuana and she offered him Adderall, an amphetamine.

This teacher must have thought that she was a highschool student too.  Seriously, writing love letters?  Or was it just sixteen pages of her begging the kid to keep his mouth shut?  Her young lover, pissed off about this slutty teacher banging his buddy got the ultimate revenge by breaking up with her and then telling the cops.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

One thought on “Reason 216 to HomeSchool: Slutty Drug-Addled Teacher Won’t Cheat on Your Teenager With Other Student

  • Gregory

    How to get off with just Probation:

    1. Claim mental illness.
    2. Be remorseful, say your sorry, cry.
    3. Be super HOT with long blonde hair. (oh darn!)

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