Ward and Scott's Insane Scotch and Coke Musical Belching Page!

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Two guys from Melbourne, Australia, Ward and Scott were so turned on by the idea of BelchTunes, they formed a weekend band called the "Effing Pigs."  It seems that Ward and Scott have an ample supply of Scotch and Coke which enable their creative juices to produce this enriching music.    Ward plays guitar, and Scott may be the best belcher in the Southern Hemisphere.  They submitted these next items after consuming their favorite beverage in close proximity to a computer, microphone and a guitar.  Thanks guys!

Due to some space constraints and limited censorship for family viewing, Scott and Ward have placed many of their belchtunes on their own site located here.

It was a shame I had to edit this one down for space constraints, as it is one of the best yet.

A very cool new belchtune by Scott and Ward called PF2, has a hippy sound to it. It is a little on the large size, but worth the wait for the download.

Follow the bouncing burp! Ward and Scott offer this new one.

Ward Allen has created a burp that is part vomit, part burp, thus its called a vurp.

The newest ballad by the Effing Pigs, called "52 and 10" is here.  But be warned, the file is almost 1 MB in size, but worth the wait.

This is one of two political commentaries from our Aussie friends on the Clinton/Lewinsky Scandal.

This is the second of two political commentaries from our Aussie friends on the Clinton/Lewinsky Scandal.

This is a tribute to the band Sound Garden called "Fell on Belch Days."

This is their second tribute to Sound Garden called "Pretty Belch."

This very long solo belch is of course, Scott's.

This is a four-part collaboration by Ward, Scott, and newcomers Rob and Boof.

An awesome tear jerking composition by Scott and Ward.

In this recent BurpTune, Scott mimics the guitar riffs of Ward.  It was entitled "Theory of Relativity."

The latest BurpTune by these guys is entitled "machine gun" (expletive deleted).

And here is a very long burp by Scott.  How can he breathe??

Scott tosses out this satisfying belch.

Crispy and vibrant, this belch also by Scott.

Here is a groovy burp by Scott.

Perhaps Belch.Com has its own theme song now! Many thanks to Ward Allen and Scott Summers (Cyclops from the X-Men??!?!) for this snappy, chord crunching all belch tune! (Assisted by Scotch and coke and ready access to recording equipment) You can download a self extracting file of this sound in higher quality from my files page.

And of course, another blast by Scott Summers with a guitar accompaniment.

Here is an interesting duet by Ward and Scott.

The boys were really toasted this night! Ward is on the guitar and Scott is on the Mic.

Here is the latest from Scott, an open mouthed, strangled burp.

And this low grumbler also comes from the Scotch and Coke guy.

And Scott offers this rattling rumble.

This is a long one courtesy of Scott.

And extra chunky, also from Scott.

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