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January 26, 2015

The KFC Double Down Dog

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This looks like it would be pretty good on paper- but I wonder how many carbs are in that breaded chicken?




September 30, 2010

Patton Oswalt is All About the KFC Bowl

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I like to close my eyes and pretend this is Remy from Ratatouille.




September 23, 2010

KFC Paying College Girls to Promote DoubleDowns

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Young college girls need money. So KFC is happy to oblige by making them wear hot sweatpants and give free samples of the new delicious DoubleDown sandwich.

From USAToday here:

Women on college campuses are being paid $500 each to hand out coupons while wearing fitted sweatpants with “Double Down” in large letters across their rear ends.

The nation’s largest women’s group doesn’t like it one bit. “It’s so obnoxious to once again be using women’s bodies to sell fundamentally unhealthy products,” says Terry O’Neill, president of the National Organization for Women. What’s more, she says, KFC has forgotten something important: Women make more than half the decisions about what to eat for dinner.

Hey, women make decisions on what to eat based on what the man in the house wants. And if NOW wants to bitch about hot chicks selling products, they should try to produce a single hot chick in their organization that has a better idea. Like all organizations made of liberals, there is no such thing as a cute girl or a miniskirt among the staff.

If I was approached by a hot chick with free fried chicken, of course I’d DoubleDown. Yeah baby!




April 5, 2010

I Will Dip This in Ranch and Honey

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This is what makes America great. The double Down Fried Chicken sandwich.

The Consumerist says:

They truly are going nationwide with the delicacy on April 12.

The sandwich will be available in two forms. The Original Recipe sandwich will set you back about 540 calories, 32g of fat and 1380mg of sodium. The not-as-bad-for-you Grilled Double Down totals 460 calories, 23g of fat and 1430mg of sodium.

Nom nom nom. Be sure to eat one of these while you’re standing in line to mail your taxes that will be paying for your neighbor’s healthcare next year. ‘Cause he’ll be paying for yours too.




March 27, 2009

KFC Wants to Fill PotHoles

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Got potholes in your town? Let KFC fill them in!

From the Trib here:

KFC has sent off a letter to the nation’s mayors, offering to patch their potholes for free. Well, the company will leave behind a stenciled brand on the patch informing people the road has been “Re-Freshed by KFC.”

“In honor of our “Fresh Tastes Best” campaign, we want to come and Re-“Fresh” your roads!” KFC president Roger Eaton says in the letter. “Every patched pothole comes with the Colonel’s very own stamp of approval.”





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