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August 23, 2012

Thirsty Darth Vader Legos

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Some things cannot be overcome by a mastery of the Force- like the taste of Guinness.


July 14, 2012

Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale by Rogue Ales

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This beer is a tall glass of WTF. Bacon and maple syrup flavored beer? Well why the hell not?

Rogue Ale’s website is here. They describe it as:

Rogue Ales has collided with Voodoo Doughnut to create Bacon Maple Ale! This unique artisan creation contains a baker’s dozen number of ingredients including bacon and maple syrup from one of Voodoo’s signature doughnuts.


January 17, 2012

Awesome: Ben Franklin’s Synonyms for Being Drunk

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Saw this over at Mental Floss.

Go there to read the rest:

The Drinkers Dictionary will come in handy. The lengthy list of expressions meaning “inebriated” was first published by Franklin in the Pennsylvania Gazette on January 6, 1737.

A
He is Addled,
He’s casting up his Accounts,
He’s Afflicted,
He’s in his Airs.

B
He’s Biggy,
Bewitch’d,
Block and Block,
Boozy,
Bowz’d,
Been at Barbadoes,
Piss’d in the Brook,
Drunk as a Wheel-Barrow,
Burdock’d,
Buskey,
Buzzey,
Has Stole a Manchet out of the Brewer’s Basket,
His Head is full of Bees,
Has been in the Bibbing Plot,
Has drank more than he has bled,
He’s Bungey,
As Drunk as a Beggar,
He sees the Bears,
He’s kiss’d black Betty,
He’s had a Thump over the Head with Sampson’s Jawbone,
He’s Bridgey.
C
He’s Cat,
Cagrin’d,
Capable,
Cramp’d,
Cherubimical,
Cherry Merry,
Wamble Crop’d,
Crack’d,
Concern’d,
Half Way to Concord,
Has taken a Chirriping-Glass,
Got Corns in his Head,
A Cup to much,
Coguy,
Copey,
He’s heat his Copper,
He’s Crocus,
Catch’d,
He cuts his Capers,
He’s been in the Cellar,
He’s in his Cups,
Non Compos,
Cock’d,
Curv’d,
Cut,
Chipper,
Chickery,
Loaded his Cart,
He’s been too free with the Creature,
Sir Richard has taken off his Considering Cap,
He’s Chap-fallen,

Ben spent quite a bit of time in local pubs it seems.


October 4, 2011

New Orleans Drinking Meme

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Awesome sign down at CajunMikes.


September 9, 2011

Taste the Rainbow for Reals

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Not all beers taste this good.


January 29, 2011

Jack Monkey

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Jack Monkey, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

I was at AJ’s in Destin Florida during the snowlocaust of Northern Virginia in 2001. I was proudly enjoying the mid-sixties weather and sipping on this thing- The “Jack Monkey.” Its a rum drink mixed with banana liqueur and Jack Daniels. Tasted like a bent pina colada. Oh, and a Shocktop Beer to chase it with. Yeah, it was a good night.


November 4, 2010

How to Stack Beer Bottles

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This is a great tip for those that need to put bottles in the refrigerator.


October 29, 2010

Beer USB Drive

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I stumbled across this photo during a Google Image Search for something completely unrelated and thought I would share.


I don’t know if the manufacturer is still around, but this was an awesome idea.


November 27, 2009

Beer Mug is Made From Bacon!

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Bacon and beer. Two magical words, either of which will get me up from my chair and into the kitchen or pub. Thanks to [GAS] for the link!


May 17, 2009

Stop Drinking My Beer

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Ever been at a party and you catch someone drinking out of your glass? This is one solution to this problem. Glasses with chalkboard paint on them so people can label their glasses! Available at World Market.


November 29, 2007

Thief Steals Trailer Load of Guinness Kegs

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Wow, I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often. There is not much in the way of security at most beer distributors.

From Reuters here:

A thief made off with 180 kegs of Guinness beer after smoothly driving into the Dublin brewery which makes the black stout and snatching a trailer load of drink, police said on Thursday.
The lone raider’s haul also contained 180 kegs of Budweiser and 90 barrels of Carlsberg lager, police said.

“A man drove into the yard in a truck and took a trailer containing the drink which has an estimated value of 64,000 euros (46.000 pounds),” a police spokesman said.

That Budweiser is the good stuff too. Bud in the UK tastes so much better than it does here in the US because they use more alcohol, which gives the familiar beer the full-bodied flavor it deserves.



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