http://www.belch.com The largest collection of digitally recorded belches on the Net® Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:13:49 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Well, Thanksgiving is still a week away, but you should start shopping for your ingredients now.  Don't wait until the last minute or you won't get the size or brand of turkey you want.  And make sure you get your brining kit ready.  A brined bird is so succulent and ... http://www.belch.com/2008/11/20/get-ready-for-thanksgiving-brine-your-turkey/ Thought I would post this hilarious sign hanging over a grocery store aisle. If you ask me, if baby gets a job, he should be able to buy his OWN beer. Until then, it doesn't matter how many signs he makes. He's not getting his tiny baby ... http://www.belch.com/2008/11/10/daddy-needs-beer-too/ I popped over to the SoGood blog and saw the post about the bacon salt packs and the fabulous baconnaise sandwich spread and my mouth instantly started watering. I want some. I would put this stuff on every sandwich I make. I would spread it on my morning bagel. ... http://www.belch.com/2008/11/09/god-exists-and-he-uses-baconnaise-for-his-sammiches/ I got an email from long-time fan of the site and old-school submitter, George Conner: Wow Pat, how the site has grown!! Hello, I'm George Conner. I have a few burps in the Classic submissions (1&2). I can't believe it's been so long since I came to the site, and I must ... http://www.belch.com/2008/11/09/the-return-of-george-conner/ I have a toddler who absolutely must watch Monsters, Inc at least once per day, and often twice. I have seen the movie so often now that I can almost quote the whole movie verbatim. I had often wondered why the Abominable Snowman, who greets Sully and Mike ... http://www.belch.com/2008/11/05/fat-kids-sissy-kids-kids-who-climb-on-rocks/ Some monks collected a million Heineken beer bottles and build this temple in Thailand. This would have been much cooler if they had drank all the beer themselves.  Thanks to UniqueDaily. http://www.belch.com/2008/10/28/heineken-zen/ As smokers get kicked out of more and more pubs around the world, enterprising companies are trying to come up with the perfect replacement to keep the smokers in the pubs. Now there is "Fag in a Can" drink called Liquid Smoking. One article here says the drink contains 15% ... http://www.belch.com/2008/10/27/liquid-smoking-the-drink-that-tastes-like-cigarettes/ This commercial is funny as long as you don't think about it too much. Click below to watch how cavemen deal with a milk bottle. How did the milk bottle get there? Is it a time traveling milk bottle? Why didn't a milk bottle that had an easy-opening ... http://www.belch.com/2008/10/21/cavemen-need-milk/ Shh. Hear that? Its dinner! P-Kow! Now get in there and make me some squirrel melts! If I cleared the trees around my home, I could eat squirrel melts for a month. http://www.belch.com/2008/10/14/use-pecans-because-squirrels-like-nuts/ She declares herself to be a natural belcher, and I have to agree.  Go Savannah, Go.  click below to enjoy. http://www.belch.com/2008/10/11/hello-savannah-ostler/