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These next 15 belches come to us courtesy of Andrew Darden of Charlotte, NC.   It seems that almost 20 years ago in 1980, he and his friend, Tony Woodring, got bored one day and sat down with a tape deck and a microphone and began recording Tony's burps.  They have waited almost 2 whole decades for a forum to display their craft.   If you would like to download the entire collection, please visit my Files page.  So here, finally, without further ado, is Tony Woodring's belches. 

Andrew Darden of Charlotte contributed this cool Budweiser Burp, recorded by his friend Tony Woodring!

Andrew Darden also sent in this large wet burp, again, made by Tony.

Belch called "bayabba-yabba."

This is a large blast.

Here is a bubbly, gurgling burp.

This one is a rumbling double shot.

Deep, rich sound on this next one.

Long and rambling, this wet burp is really gross.

This one sounds like Tony is saying "Input."

Very nice stereo left to right burp.

Tony's deep bass really comes through on this one.

You can hear phlegm rattle on this nasty one.

This one features almost 16 seconds of various, rapid fire belches.

In this one, 2 and 1/8 burps are featured.

Finally, this next is called 'riser,' as it features a nice crescendo.

Jesse Morrow opened his mouth wide to produce this huge gasser.

Niklas sounds like an engine with this one.

Jim from Tacoma, Washington, exclaims in pain after forcing this one out.

From Argentina, Dario Billani offers this soft belch.

Mike Baldwin of Calgary, Alberta burps for his mama.

This group effort bupathon is from Ian, Jeff, Dave and Petra.

Molly Johnson is back with this deep one.

Short, but sweet, this is one by someone known as Qwertz.

This smokin' burp was rendered by Prashant Patel.

After chugging some warm Sprite, Sue Hitt ripped this one.

12 Year Old Danny Delaney has excellent tonal quality.

Niklas Sluyter of Holland produced this barfy burp.

Maine's Joe Stover offers this three-tone belch.

Chris Donnelly from the UK said that this one just popped up to say hello.

Joe Stover mutters his catch phrase prior to his violent release.

Molly begs her pardon.

Molly Johnson gasps as she forces this one out.

Molly Johnson belches out a Jim Carey Impersonation.

Dmoney said that his lungs felt like they were coming up on this one.

Pepper, a female belcher, recorded this marvelous string at work.

Joe Stover from Westbrook Maine said this one hurt and smelled bad.

Aaron Garinger has this thick peanut butter belch.

Eric "Slouch" Miles originally recorded this in 1977.  This is a montage of his best work.

Dennis Feijth of the Netherlands needs the Heimlich maneuver after choking on this one.

Dutch Belcher Dennis Feijth wishes to greet Belch Fans from around the world.

Erik contributed this odd sounding hulking belch.

Still just a youngster at the tender age of 6, Matthew displays his talents for the first time here.

16 year-old John shows some remarkable tonal quality and control with this burp.

Palle Mikkelsen of Denmark punches out a thick one.

One of the chunkiest female belches on this site is courtesy of Anja, from Denmark.

After a successful Mother's Day cookout, Jason recorded this beauty.

It has been a while since we heard from Timothy Edwards, but he is back with this crash and burn belch.

Jennifer is back again with her latest effort, this time entertaining her friend by recording submissions to this site.

Gosped recorded his friend Nicole rattling out this wet one.

Chad and Justin Koeppe joined forces to produce this one.

Brent Matney said he produced this 8 second burp from the depths of his small intestine.

Brian Charles recorded his younger brother after a night of heavy drinking.

Luke Costa is back with a new, strange sounding, reverb belch.

Mike and Kyle crack up after they record this one.

Mike and Kyle recorded this shouted belch.

Eric Nath displays power with a full open mouth eruption.

Eric Nath exhibits expert wetness and chunkiness with this long submission.

A contributor that calls himself Zero Signal whoa-whoas this next burp.

Nathan Burns produces excellent baritone for this submission.

Joe rips a good one off right here.

These next four submissions come to us from Jim Hornaday, a frequent submitter. Here is his first.

Jim's next one has a strangling sound.

Next in line for Jim is this stressful one.

And lastly, Jim offers up this gurgly one.

Michael Davison attempts a submission here. But it sounds so painful, it makes you wonder if he was doing it right.

Tina Roley sent in this tidbit that features great throat action.

This all beer, robust burp, is courtesy of a guy who dubs himself The Slob.

Bob and Mitch teamed up for this very horrible case of bad gas.

Nate, a proud grandson, congradulates his grandfather on a wonderful performance.

Jennifer's second attempt sounds like someone push-starting a moped!

I think this is a burp. Michael Davison claims that it is Jaques Cousteau's last words!

Brazilian contributor Andre Henke sent this hilarious cut from his typical day.

A woman identified as Jennifer Finn from Illinois submitted these next three burps, starting with this tribute to Fred Flintstone.

Much like a female tennis player returning an overhead smash, Jenny drives this one home with the same type of vocalization.

Jennifer let this next one get away from her, but she recovers nicely.

Don Campbell produced this rumbler while watching a football game.

Rick Cross submitted this self-described "cheesy" burp for the fans' listening pleasure.

Mark Poulsen sent us this hilarious mix of various gassy eruptions with a pretty snappy beat to the foul air!

All you fans out there will be happy to hear that I have a new female burp! This one is courtesy of Sue Hewison who chugged some fizzy soda just for this purpose.

There is an underlying strength to Jason Looker's standard open-mouthed belch.

The "Ragin' Cajun" said he almost regurgitated forcing this one out.

A nifty little air biscuit burp was floated by Damien.

Damien also submitted these quick successive burps. Not bad baritone for a 14 year old!

Mr. Schweaty offered this quick burp that sounds a little like a crowing rooster.

Larry "Windy" Wallis is back again, this time with a shout-out to his friends at the Ivanhoe school in England.

Larry "Windy" Wallis got the idea for this one by quoting his missus.

Jack "Budday" Arnett produced one that sounds like a rusty hinge.

Shawn and his friend Tyler ripped out these next bombs starting with this one.

Shawn and Tyler's next ripper is just as big.

Larry "Windy" Wallis has taken it upon himself to be the Burp Police!

Jennifer Finn is back with two new burp submissions! The first is a slogan from the X-Files.

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