Classic Submissions Page 1
Who could forget Booger's blast from the movie Revenge
of the Nerds?
Great tone and resonance. Full
open mouth.
Low tone, rich in quality. 6 on duration.
Very chunky. Deep tone. Imagine the full rich taste
and aroma.
Chug a bowl of oatmeal and you
will get this.
Low tones, but very satisfying.
The Simpsons character Barney contributing this
classic to society.
Barney's contribution remixed with a patriotic
tune.
Speaking of tunes, here is the Animaniacs' Wakko with a
nice ditty.
Popping an aneurysm attempting to get it all out?
You would sound like this.
Holly calls for a time out while she pushes out
this belch.
Darthmoogy finds his eruptions to be absolutely
hilarious.
Charles Cox generated this belch by chugging a mug of A
& W Rootbeer.
Freida, who claims to have been belching for the past
thrity years, wants to share her talent with the world.
Eleven-year-old Amy squeezes this one out.
Amy
also contributed this longer one.
MikeMR1MR1 submitted this long MP3 file. Be warned,
it is a large file and make take a while to download.
Aaron Garinger contributed this stuttering belch.
Another submission by George Conner is a replacement
sound for an incoming chat request.
You
know that totally annoying ICQ "uh-oh" alert sound? Well, replace it with this sound, courtesy of George Conner.
This rattling one comes from Dennis Feijth of the Netherlands.
Eric used a sound mixer and recorded this awesome
belching montage.
This one by Tim Stone almost made him puke, and his girlfriend reacts to the
sound.
Tim Stone shoots off this rapid-fire eruction to the delight of a squealing woman.
Suzanne belches out a hello
to all Belch.Com fans.
Young Kore Berge drank a Coke and
produced this robust belch.
It was bound to happen sooner or later. The Pokemon craze hits Belch.Com, courtesy of JBPkmn.
An awesome band called "Lungbutter"
submitted this song, Intestinal Fortitude, in MP3 format. If you have an MP3 player,
you can hear it fine. It is a large file, though and may take some time to download.
The next three items came to me at once by two guys, Jon and Ted. They are quite odd, and a quirky look at Belching. This first is from Jon as he imitates a toilet.
Jon also offers up this strange bee-boppin' burp.
Ted impersonates a revving engine with this belch.
John Taylor, a student from Boston University, submitted these next few nuggets, starting with this one.
This next one from John Taylor is short but sweet.
John's next effort is excellent.
A good tonal quality is important to John Taylor.
A sharp report such as this would gather anyone's attention at a party.
John Taylor outdid himself with this lengthy and pungent eruption.
Brian from Rochester, NY entitled this next work "Eruption and Aftermath," and claims that he actually spitup due to the force of his efforts.
An
avid Belch.Com fan, Jim Hornaday, tosses out these next
three burps, beginning with this one.
Jim
Hornaday produced this excellent sample.
Jim
Hornaday offers this next one too.
Ever have one of those burps where chunks come up into the back of your throat?
Well, Ted submitted this chunky one.
Ted also sends along this unusual gurgling wet burp.
This unusual sound is a burp that sounds like a monster,
and is courtesy of someone known as Dogg6910.
Some people might say this is a typical man impersonation, but it is really Larry Wallis
impersonating a pig.
Larry Wallis does a great dog impersonation.
Larry Wallis sends his apologies for his crude
behavior.
Raymond Hatton sent in this long, gaseous burp.
Here is a very strange sounding burp, courtesy of Rudolf.
This
Colorado native, Lance D., recites his ABC's in
Belchspeak.
Comfort Desiree submitted this
belch sound that she uses as her Windows startup wav file.
This is a large file, but the newest burp-tune
submitted to the site. It comes courtesy of Robbie Marsh.
Larry
Wallis, (aka "Windy Wallis") just wanted to say hello!
A visitor known only as Estring49 submitted this hilarious Cow burp.
Eric of Ashland, Massachusettes sent in this one that sounds
like boiling phlegm!
Greg Granger from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada said this one hurt him.
Toni Lander submitted this
one that sounds like 1 cubic yard of air was processed in 2 seconds.
Jason, of Grand Rapids, emitted this "fluvial fructation" after a one liter bottle of
Vernors.
A Naples Florida resident, David submitted this
burp that sounds like a chipmunk!
Graham, of the
University of Cambridge in the UK, sent us this example of "gullet sucking and
subsequent eviction."
John from Texas did this one
up real good with some Dr. Pepper.
David Bramhall offers up this rattler
from his friend, Iva Biggin.
David also sent this one, again from his friend, Iva.
Peter from Massachusettes
created this one using good ol' Coca-Cola.
SohoJoe
submitted this funny one of four great burps before an appreciative
crowd!
This breathy belch blast borne by Dave!
Kev offers this roaring gut rip.
Trevor submitted this very funny, very loud burp by a small
child.
Jason from Maine sent this
ripper along.
Mike Summers contributed this deep,
belly blast.
SohoJoe submitted this robust
oral eruption.
John Church submitted this
breathy, almost reluctant belch.
This run-of-the-mill standard
burp is courtesy of Walt.
Doug Fresh submitted this raunchy, deep bass blast by Mitch.
This bubbly sounding eruction
comes from Jonathan Hides.
This great four-part
burp is courtesy of Tim and Josh Meyers. Good one guys!
William Shaffer submitted this "Wheeze and Blow" burp.
Necromancer Bob submitted this original mix of Chewbacca guzzling a case of faster-than-lite beer.
Stormy Monday submitted this
really juicy, long, chunky burp!
David Vainer from Naples, Florida created this cool Darth Vader Burp!
This one comes from 5'3" Krista
who claims that she can outdo any man.
Jesse Morrow exibited surprising quality and
fortitude with this one.
Nice baritone sound on this person calling himself "Low Life." He claims that singing lessons are
required for this kind of tone.
Jason Miller went all out with this repetitious burping onslaught.
Nice tone from this visitor identified only as
Bass. Loved the chunk quality.
Jesse Morrow shot off this rapid fire Belch.
My
hat goes off to the contributor known only as "MNW" for this awesome 3D stereo
sound of dueling belchers! I must warn you that this file
is large, but well worth the download. Crank it up to get the surround sound effect!
It seems that quite a few women are trying to get
their submissions online nowadays. 14 year old Jenny Martin makes her debut as a
contributor with this burp, followed by a giggling
attack.
A lot of you Jennifer fans out there will be glad
to hear these next two submissions by our belching beauty
starting with this one that caused her to gag at the strain!
Jennifer's next one is a melodic, straining groan.
I can't tell if this is a burp or a controlled growl, but
Jason Miller almost choked on this one!
This funny gaseous combination was perpetrated
by Paul Hampton.
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| Classic Submissions 1 | Classic Submissions 2 | Classic Submissions 3 |
| Ward and Scott | Timothy Edwards | Family Submissions |
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