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BBQ in a Bag, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

I think it’s unspeakably cruel to advertise a bag of fall-off-the-bone ribs on a bag full of simple potato chips. It’s 2012. Isn’t it time we have BBQ spareribs available in the checkout line?

Parenting and the CoronaRita Doesn’t Mix, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Im sitting at a very sad Chili’s in California and saw an ad for a Frankensteinian drink called the CoronaRita. the ad purports that you love a Margarita so much you’d buy it a beer.
Not sure why you’d pose with your kid while you’re downing this tho?

Pablano Stuffed Peppers, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Got this fantastic dish while staying down at Hot Tamales on Santana Row. Poblano pepper is stuffed with shredded chicken and melted Monterey cheese. Absolutely delicious!

Grey Goose is the Devil, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

The blood red Vodka is just a trick of the light at Citrus in Hotel Valencia on Santana Row in San Jose. And it is even more the devil if you drink more than one of these in a single sitting.

I picked up these Cuban wings with Mojo sauce and guacamole with plantain chips at a Cuban Restaurant in Key West. Absolutely Divine.

Sully’s Grilled Cheeseburger, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

This is like a normal cheeseburger but instead of a bun, the patty is sandwiched betwixt two grilled cheese sandwiches. This is on the menu at Sullys in Chantilly, VA

Awesome Women’s Service, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Feel like eating out? Or did you bring your lunch box?
Is this the most awesome sign for a women’s spa or what?

Got this from the Boccolone store in San Fran’s Ferry Building. Fantastic snack!

Key Lime Pie from Blue Heaven, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Your Key Lime pie is definitely not as good as the pie at Key West’s Blue Heaven. The beer bottle is next to the plate to show scale of size of this lovely piece of deliciousness.

America runs on Gravy. Americans can get about 9 American Idol episodes per can of this high intensity fuel.

Chicken Tender Porn, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

Hey IHOP: I see what you are trying to do there with your kids’ menus, and I don’t think I approve.

You should either go with nugget-style or pose your deep-fried penises in a more appetizing manner.

Kthxbye.

Mmm Sushi, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

San Francisco has many sushi places, and not all of them are top notch. Ryoko sushi, on the other hand, is probably one of the best in town.

I filled my guts with raw tuna, rice and beer and have never been happier. I didn’t eat anything with suction cups- this time.

Gummy Bacon, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

This is the wrong flavor. It should taste like Bacon, not strawberries!

Proper Way to Dress Dos Equis, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

You wrap the beer neck with bacon. Take a nipple, take a sip. Take a nibble, take a sip. It is heaven on earth.

The Narrow, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

I got a chance to eat at Gordon Ramsay’s the Narrow Restaurant this afternoon. It is a waterfront pub on the Thames up the river from Canary Wharf.

The beers were cold and the pub grub was outstanding. Scotch Eggs, Fishstick sandwich and sausages in honey-mustard. NOM.

Drink Coke for Safety, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

I saw this awesome ad for Coke over at Buzzfeed as part of a set for old public service ads.