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Oktoberfest!
Oct 2nd
One year I need to go to Germany for Oktoberfest. Enjoy a beer while looking at this picture. I know you will.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 6)
Loading ...Drink Cocaine
Sep 21st
There is a new drink out there that is supposed to provide 350% more energy than Red Bull. It has almost 35mg of caffeine per ounce. In a single can there is 280mg of the pick-me-up.
The site here says it tastes like a carbonated atomic fireball. I might like to try one of those.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Drink Up, America
Sep 21st
Wanna make more money? Drink. Go to Happy Hour. Get to know your co-workers.
From NBC4 here:
Survey Shows Drinkers Have Higher Salaries
If you’re looking to make more money at your job, have a cocktail.
A recent study found that drinkers take home more money than those who avoid libations altogether.
Female drinkers earn 14 percent more than nondrinkers, while male drinkers make 10 percent more than abstainers, according to a study from the Reason Foundation, a nonprofit think tank.
Additionally, social male drinkers — those who visit a bar at least once a month — bring home another 7 percent in pay on top of the 10 percent premium.
“Social drinking builds social capital,” said Edward Stringham, an economist at the foundation. “Social drinkers are out networking, building relationships and adding contacts to their BlackBerries that result in bigger paychecks.”
No wonder they call it Happy Hour.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...WoodPecker Cider Commercial
Sep 8th
This is a cute commercial for Woodpecker that features a chevron of ducks that have some nasty armament. They make a run a a group of hunters, laughing maniacally, strafing the pond and the surrounding swampland with bullets and missiles. Yeah, its an animal rights activists wildest fantasy come true.
Click the photo or here to see the video.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Ban Miller Beer
Sep 1st
There is quite a bit of outrage today on the Blogosphere over Miller’s deliberate sponsorship of rights for illegal aliens. It seems that Miller is spending 30,000 dollars of its own money to try to help illegal alien marchers in Chicago.
As the Chicago Trib says, doing something that supports one side of a hotly contested political issue is like sponsoring abortion clinics.
I happen to agree and I told Miller the same. I will not drink Miller Beer until they stop advocating for open borders.
Michelle Malkin has all the details.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Jack Daniels Buys Herradura
Aug 29th
In a move that has left many Mexicans saddened, Brown-Foreman Corporation, makers of Jack Daniels whiskey, has bought the Herradura company. Herradura is a top-shelf smooth tequila, and is the best for shots and margaritas, if you can afford it.
From Reuters here:
MEXICO CITY (Reuters) – Mexico’s national pride, bruised time and again by a steady invasion of U.S. investors and culture, took another blow Monday when one of its finest tequila makers was swallowed up by an American company.
The $876 million buyout of Casa Herradura by Brown-Forman Corp. left a bitter taste with some regulars at cantinas in Mexico City.
Casa Herradura is 136 years old, family owned and makes El Jimador and Herradura, ranked 3rd and 10th among the world’s top tequila brands.
Made from distilled agave cactus plants, tequila is Mexico’s national drink. But in recent years, a shortage of plants has sent prices soaring.
One shot of Herradura sells at 60 pesos ($5.50) at the Ardalio cantina, almost double the price of all rums, less than all vodkas and at the same price as whiskies, including Brown-Forman’s Jack Daniel’s brand.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Milwaukee, Wisconsin is America’s Drunkest City
Aug 24th
Congrats to Milwaukee! You are hereby awarded special recognition by Belch.Com as being not only the city that drinks the most, but by association, the city with the most belches!
From the AP here:
MILWAUKEE – Milwaukee has been ranked by Forbes.com as “America’s Drunkest City” on a list of 35 major metropolitan areas ranked for their drinking habits.
Forbes said Tuesday it used numbers from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to rank cities in five areas: state laws, number of drinkers, number of heavy drinkers, number of binge drinkers and alcoholism.
Minneapolis-St. Paul was ranked second overall; followed by Columbus, Ohio; Boston; Austin, Texas; Chicago; Cleveland; Pittsburgh and then Philadelphia and Providence, R.I., in a tie for ninth.
Rick DeMeyer, 28, said Wednesday as he was celebrating his birthday at G-Daddy’s BBC he could understand Milwaukee’s ranking.
“I have had people stay with me from London and Chicago, and they can’t get over how much we drink,” he said. “I guess we do.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Beer Versus VooDoo
Aug 18th
Which is more powerful? The curse of a spurned lover? Or the power of beer? In this ad from Argentinian Beer Company Brahma, this tough question is settled. Click the image below or here to see the commercial.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Need to Open a Beer? Get a Sheet of Paper.
Aug 18th
This is beverage related, so it goes here. Interesting video of a man demonstrating how to crack open a beer bottle with a standard sheet of notebook paper. Kids, get your Dad’s permission before you open all his beer!
Click here on on the photo below to see the movie.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Boo Vacuum Hairstyling Attachments!
Aug 6th
This is another great commercial from Red Stripe. In this one, a hapless man is using a flow-bee to cut off his mullet. Then the Jamaican Red Stripe President makes his denouncement of vacuum attachments before reiterating his support for Beer. Click the photo to see the movie or just click here.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Cute Coca-Cola Kids
Jul 28th
This is a very cute commercial of little first graders chugging Coca-Cola and then belching. Click on the photo or here to see the video.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer Makes Great Belches
Jul 28th
Im not a huge fan of the PeeBeeAr. But this group of young folks are sitting around chugging the ale and recording a series of belches on tape. Click on the photo below or here to see the video.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Party Foul
Jul 28th
I am actually hosting a party this weekend (no, you can’t come!) and this video gives me a few nightmares of the worst party fouls that could happen. I’m not talking about getting blitzed and people drawing penises on your face with a sharpie. Or eating a bunch of rice, shotgunning 20 Buds and then spewing in my front yard. No, I think a really bad party foul would be to set yourself ablaze and then run screaming through my house.
Click on the photo below or here to see the movie.
Note to self: Hide the 151 Barcardi. Thanks to TransBuddha for the Video!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Bud Light and the Beach
Jul 17th
Bud Light is my anytime go-to beer, and they make the best radio and television commercials. This one is a great one for the summer. Click the photo or here to see the commercial.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How Chicks Open Beer
Jul 17th
Again, this is an Australian Beer, but I have not had the pleasure of trying it.? So I can’t vouch for how good it is.? But the commercial is pretty neat.? Click here or on the photo to see the commercial for Toohey’s beer.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Boo Creepy Foot Doctor!
Jul 17th
The best thing to come from Jamaica is Red Stripe Beer. Its a crispy lager with a great light taste, and is one of my favorites whenever the temperature rises.
Now another reason to love Red Stripe is for the new commercial campaign. They are funny, unique and catchy. Soon all of your friends will say “Boo (complaint!) Hooray Beer!” Its gonna be bigger than Spuds McKenzie.
Click on the photo or here to see the commercial.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Hahn Beer Poolside
Jul 14th
I have never had this particular beer, but then again, I havent had many beers from Australia. But the advertising for this particular brand is rather sleek and funny. Click the photo or here to see the video.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Diet Dr. Pepper Helps
Jul 13th
To produce this excellent belch by “Cmon3y. The rap music seems pretty lame though. Click on the photo to watch the video or just click here.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...McDonalds Has a Cool Sundial Billboard
Jul 12th
Excellent advertising, using a real working sundial to highlight different breakfast items up until lunch when the Shadow Arches falls on the Big Mac.
Full Story Here.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Brits Drink All of Germany’s Beer
Jun 28th
During the World Cup in Germany, visiting British citizens are drinking Deutchland Dry. This makes the Brits the world champs for consuming beer! Cheers!
From the Mirror here:
ENGLAND’s massive army of World Cup fans is drinking Germany dry, it emerged yesterday.
Breweries warned beer could run out before the final because of huge demand from our supporters.
In Nuremberg, organisers revealed 70,000 England fans who flooded the city drank 1.2MILLION pints of beer – an average of 17 pints each.
Astonished bar keeper Herrmann Murr said: “Never have I seen so many drink so much in such little time.”His bar at a fans’ tent in the city ran out after they drained all 32 of his 50-litre (11 gallon) barrels.
Herr Murr calculated Britons were shifting beer at a staggering rate of 200 pints per minute.
City official Peter Murrmann said: “The English proved themselves world champs. They practically drank us dry.”
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