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50 States, 50 Best Burgers
Apr 29th
The FoodNetwork and Bobby Flay have produced the ultimate guide to burgers in the United States. You can check it out here. I happen to live close by to the one in my State and I can’t wait to try it.

McDonald’s Food Induces Auditory Hallucinations
Apr 23rd
Specifically earworms. Catchiest song ever sung by a stuffed, wall-mounted fish. Enjoy.
Healthy Choice Hilarity
Apr 20th
Julia Louis Dreyfus’ latest Healthy Choice commercial where she stuffs her face is television advertising gold. I can’t believe she didn’t choke.
Square Butts Burger King Commercial
Apr 7th
This is the awesome new commercial featuring Sir Mix-a-Lot and the King singing and dancing to celebrate the perfect squareness of Sponge Bob SquarePants’ square ass. Enjoy.
Mountain Oysters
Mar 31st
Deep Fried lumps of yummy hang-lows.
There is a similar testicle festival going on right now in Oakdale California. Check out this horribly cliche’d article from the AP:
The fundraising idea may seem a little nuts, but Oakdale’s annual Testicle Festival is always a big hit. On Monday, volunteers with the town’s Rotary Club plan to fry up 400 pounds of the private parts of bulls and serve them to diners who pay $50 apiece for the sit-down meal.
The event, whose proceeds also benefit the Oakland Cowboy Museum, has drawn an average of 450 people and last year raised $28,000.
It’s common practice on cattle ranches for young male bovines to be castrated into steers, which after the initial loss, eventually makes them more docile and easier to handle. Fans of the delicacy, also referred to as “mountain oysters,” come from around the state.
According to Rotarians, everyone who buys a ticket is guaranteed to “have a ball.”
KFC Wants to Fill PotHoles
Mar 27th
Got potholes in your town? Let KFC fill them in!

From the Trib here:
KFC has sent off a letter to the nation’s mayors, offering to patch their potholes for free. Well, the company will leave behind a stenciled brand on the patch informing people the road has been “Re-Freshed by KFC.”
“In honor of our “Fresh Tastes Best” campaign, we want to come and Re-”Fresh” your roads!” KFC president Roger Eaton says in the letter. “Every patched pothole comes with the Colonel’s very own stamp of approval.”
Half Black Presidents Love Fried Chicken
Mar 16th
At least, that is what this German company thought. They even serve the Obama Fingers with a side of curry sauce.

The story behind these tasty vittles is here.
Have Some Chips
Mar 16th
Bacon-Wrapped Meatloaf With Mac-n-Cheese Injection
Feb 21st
My wife makes a great bacon-wrapped meat loaf, and whenever she does, we make a big event of it and invite her whole family over to enjoy it. Maybe we can figure out how to get the mac and cheese into it, but I think I prefer mine on the side. Why mess with perfection?

Thanks to ThisIsWhyYoureFat for the recipe idea.
Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger Will Be Godzilla. My Tummy Will Be Tokyo
Feb 21st
I want to eat this. Right now. Instead of a birthday cake, I want one of these things.

Giant stacks of beef fried and coated with jack and colby cheeses, layered with bacon and eggs and sandwiched between two Meat Pizzas.
I think it could use some pickles. Thanks to Geeks Are Sexy for the tasty snack!
Coon. It’s What’s for Dinner.
Feb 1st
Now this is what I call organic cooking.

A story in the Sun Journal here talks about what great food raccoon meat is and that a single animal will feed a family of four.
He rolls into the parking lot of Leon’s Thriftway in an old maroon Impala with a trunk full of frozen meat.
Raccoon – the other dark meat.
In five minutes, Montrose, Mo., trapper Larry Brownsberger is sold out in the lot at 39th Street and Kensington Avenue. Word has gotten around about how clean his frozen coon carcasses are. How nicely they’re tucked up in their brown butcher paper. How they almost look like a trussed turkey … or something.
His loyal customers beam as they leave, thinking about the meal they’ll soon be eating. That is, as soon as the meat is thawed. Then brined. Soaked overnight. Parboiled for two hours. Slow-roasted or smoked or barbecued to perfection.
Raccoon, which made the first edition of “The Joy of Cooking” in 1931, is labor-intensive but well worth the time, aficionados say.
Raccoons go for $3 to $7 – each, not per pound – and will feed about five adults. Four, if they’re really hungry. Those who dine on coon meat sound the same refrain: It’s good eatin’.
Superbowl Snack Stadium, Complete With Bacon Walls
Feb 1st
Thanks to Threedonia, here is a miniature stadium built entirely from junk food. It has twinkies, chips, guacomole, salsa, nacho dip and much more, including a Bacon retaining wall to keep the snacks from tumbling onto the field.

You can read all about it at HolyTaco. My favorite part:
STEP 7 – The Bacon WallThe bacon wall is the most important part of the stadium, because it keeps the throngs of screaming fans, in this case chips, from falling on the field, in this case the guacamole and salsa. Insert tooth picks into the first row of twinkies, and then weave the bacon in and out of them, so that it forms a pliable wall.
Heineken Commercial- Men versus Women
Jan 26th
This is a foreign language commercial for Heineken, showing how men and women react the same way to different things. Hilarious. Click to enjoy.
Chester Cheetah is a Bad Influence
Jan 22nd
That orange cheesy goodness just gets everywhere. But I blame Chester. He makes you do it.
Burger King’s Angry Whopper: Whip That Onion
Jan 9th
It cracks me up to imagine anyone growing a plant for the expressed purpose of abusing it with a bullwhip. And if you think what he does to his onions is bad, you should see him assault his radishes.
Burger King , Onion – The most popular videos are here
I actually don’t like spicy hamburgers. I know Wendy’s has been making them for years now, and it is just not appealing to me. Anyone out there that likes this new burger, please leave a comment and tell us why.
New Pepsi Bottles Look Familiar
Dec 24th
Over at my BelchSpeak blog here I discuss how the new Pepsi logo looks an awful lot like the Obama logo. Who’s stealing from whom?

Flame Broiled Meat Smells for Men
Dec 18th
Burger King has a new body spray out to make men smell like flame-broiled crispy beef- a scent that may be more likely to attract overweight hungry construction workers rather than attractive women. But whatever, nothing beats an eye-searing image of BK’s “The King” lying on a fur rug in front of a fireplace with that “come hither” look on his over-sized plastic face.
From the AP here:
Burger King has launched a new men’s body spray called “Flame,” which it describes as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”
The fast food chain is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked, except for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend.
If you want to buy this body spray, go to FireMeetsDesire.Com here. Let me know if you like it.
Labatt Holiday Pack
Dec 12th
The Labatt Beer Holiday Pack comes in handy cause you never know who may crash your Christmas party.
What Every Little Boy Should Get as a Stocking Stuffer
Dec 1st
With Christmas right around the corner, you are probably looking for odd fun items to cram into your kid’s stocking this year. Out of ideas? You must be if you came here looking for one, but since you stopped by, why not try get your kid a Spread Head? This is a cartoonish face that oozes ketchup out its nose or pukes bright yellow mustard!
Just replace your regular mustard or ketchup bottle caps with a Spread Head to make lunch and dinnertime fun!
The SpreadHeads website is here.



