Category: Celebrity Belches
February 4, 2013
Superbowl was last night! Seriously, how poor is New Orleans that they can’t keep the lights on? This bizarre commercial from Will Ferrell might make you wish for another power outage.
May 30, 2012
Take Axl down to the very last city with a bypass surgeon who can install a stint.
Thanks to DuckDuckGrayDuck
March 1, 2010
Just found this on YouTube. The voice sync gets messed up at the end, but this is what the Simpsons looked like 20 years ago on the Tracy Ullman show.
December 16, 2009
May 19, 2009
Bacon flavored Vodka. Is this the next best drink? If Muslims were vampires, would this be their holy water?
Check out some of the recipes- The bacon-flavored bloody mary looks awesome:
- 1 oz. to 1½ oz. Bakon Vodka in a Highball glass filled with ice.
- Fill glass with tomato juice
- 1 dash celery salt
- 1 dash ground black pepper
- 1 dash Tabasco
- 2-4 dashes of Worcestershire sauce
- 1/8 tsp. horseradish (pure, never creamed)
- Dash of lemon or lime juice
Garnish with a celery stalk; a skewer of olives, pickles, carrots, mushrooms, or other vegetables; or even meat or shrimp (bacon, salami, shrimp, etc.) and cheese. Pickled asparagus spears or pickled beans are also great as a garnish.
Thanks to SoGood for the link!
June 13, 2007
Seriously, have the folks at Pepsi completely run out of ideas? They have taken artificial cucumber flavoring, a dash of Pepsi, and stuck it in a bottle to sell to the Japanese. And I think they like it!
From the Washington Post here:
Japanese are staying cool as a cucumber this summer with “Pepsi Ice Cucumber” _ a new soda based on the crisp green gourd.
The soft drink, which hit stores here on Tuesday, doesn’t actually have any cucumber in it _ but has been artificially flavored to resemble “the refreshing taste of a fresh cucumber,” said Aya Takemoto, spokeswoman of Japan’s Pepsi distributor, Suntory Ltd.
“We wanted a flavor that makes people think of keeping cool in the summer heat,” Takemoto said. “We thought the cucumber was just perfect.”
The mint-colored soda is on sale just for the summer and only in Japan, Takemoto said. She said initial sales were brisk, and Suntory aims to sell 200,000 cases over the next three months.
April 26, 2007
When Alec Baldwin is not feuding with his exwife or leaving scathing, hurtful voicemails for this daughter Ireland, he is often enjoying an adult beverage. A fan of Belch.Com captured this wonderful Alec Baldwin Belch on a tape after wrapping shooting of an episode of 30 Rock in New York. Click on Alec’s photo to hear the belch.
January 7, 2007
January 7, 2007
Wow! Not only is she beautiful and talented, but Julia can really belt one out! It must be the inordinately large mouth that gives her this vocal control. Click the photo to hear the belch.
November 5, 2006
This is Justin Timberlake’s Celebrity Belch. This video compilation features several great cuts of Justin ripping his guts with rumblers. His old curly locks are gone now, but he still has that awesome voice.
Click on the Pic above to see the video.
September 19, 2006
The ever-so-classy Cameron Diaz went on the Tonight show with Jay Leno and swallowed some Coca Cola to produce this one. Its not the best in the world, but I do enjoy how proud she is of herself when she is finished. Click on the picture or here to see the video.
May 3, 2006
Brit chugs a Diet Coke and lets one rip for the camera. Not too shabby for a pop superstar. Click on the picture to see the video.
There is more of the same at the Celebrity Belch Page.
March 14, 2006
I have a confession. Years ago, when Howie had his own talk show, the Howie Mandel Show, he emailed me his belch recording and implored me to include it on my site. I sadly wrote back and told him that when he was blowing up surgical gloves on his head I may have considered it, but he just wasn’t famous enough anymore. Sorry.
Well…. Now that he has a big hit TV show with Deal or No Deal, where I equally root for the contestants to lose it all and also get germs on the notoriously germophobic Howie, I have recovered his original recoding from my archives.
Now, at last, I proudly present Howie Mandel’s Celebrity Belch. Deal or don’t deal with it. Har har! Click on the photo to hear the belch!
February 26, 2006
Tom has been very busy lately, and it is hard to get him to sit still long enough to have him record a belch for this site. Between getting ready for fatherhood and his time spent being High Priest Zangdar in the Church of Scientology, he has little time for the likes of me. So to get his belch, I told the Scientologists that I would buy ten copies of Dianetics and twenty E-Meters only on the condition that I got Tom’s burp on tape. They sent me the tape, the books and the gadgets, and a bill. Now I need to figure out how I can get out of paying that bill? Anyways, click on Tom’s photo to hear the burp.
February 24, 2006
It wasn’t easy getting ahold of Katie to get her to record this belch. She is reported to be spending 8 hours per day in Scientology boot camp and other planning sessions in order to ensure that her future baby will inherit the L Ron Hubbard birthright when it is born. This sound was recorded by a hidden microphone in the small break room where they keep the Kool-Aid they use to wash down the thetan killing drugs.
Click Katie’s picture to hear it.
February 11, 2006
It was very surprising that Rosie had to time to email us this one, what with all the time she spends bashing the NRA, adopting children, and eating. She recorded this one after 45 minutes at the neighborhood Taco Bell. Click on the picture to hear it!
February 7, 2006
When not forcing children in foreign countries to make her Wal-Mart clothes, Kathie Lee spends much of her time raising her family and wishing she was still hosting a talk show. She is pictured above recording her (somewhat pitiful) belch. Click the picture to hear it.
February 4, 2006
We have seen her act, and we have heard her songs. Now, for the first time, listen to Jennifer Love Hewitt belch! Click on the Photo to hear it.
January 27, 2006
Jeff was very kind to send in this awesome chunky belch during his brief stay in America between his trips to the Outback and the African setting for his hit show, Survivor! Thanks, Jeff! To hear the belch, click Jeff’s photo.
January 26, 2006
A fan of the site was able to track the beautiful “J-Lo” down in a New York City nightclub, and after much begging, she recorded this cool eruption into a pocket tape recorder. Click on the Photo to hear the Belch.