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Arrested for Burping
Dec 3rd
Some stupid teachers in New Mexico called the cops because a student burped in his PE class. The kid was arrested and taken to jail!
Full details over at my blog site, BelchSpeak.
GothikSecret Burps Her Secrets
May 28th
I got a direct twitter message from this awesome chick. Enjoy.
Beer! In Space!
Feb 16th
I for one think its about time that we created a beer that can be consumed in comfort in zero gravity. Yay beer!
From ABCnet here:
An Australian brewery has completed the first batch of what might be the most niche beer to be made to date – a beer designed to be drunk in space.
“In space your whole entire face, including your tongue, swells,” says Jaron. “It becomes a lot harder to taste things in space. With all the swelling all of your taste buds become almost a bit numb, in a way,” he says.
Jaron says they’re fairly certain that if space tourists were served a regular beer they would not be able to taste it. Another problem with regular beer is that it can cause burping, which in space can get pretty messy.
“The second thing that can happen in space is what’s called wet burp,” says Jaron. “On earth when you burp, due to the gravity that’s acting on your stomach, the gas and the liquid separate, however in space… the gas and the liquid can both come up during a burp.”
This means a space beer must be low in carbonation.
Pure Blonde Beer Belch
Nov 20th
Two guys on a quest for pure beer taste. And one guy ruins it for the other.
Belchers Wanted for America’s Got Talent
Oct 18th
I got an email asking for my help to recruit gastric superstars for season 6 of America’s Got Talent on NBC.
I got the following email:
Hey Pat,
I’m a producer on the NBC television show, America’s Got Talent.
I’m looking for unusual new talent to come on the show this year and would love to get a champion belcher.
I wondered if you might be able to pass my contact details to any great belchers you are in contact with. I’ve attached a flyer below with our casting information.
Feel free to give me a call on 818 748 1208 if you’d like to discuss any of this.
Thanks so much!
Ciuin Doherty
Producer
America’s Got Talent
818 748 1208
You can download the flyer here.
Bianca Lala’s Burps
Jun 2nd
Meet Bianca Lala. She is the latest YouTube belching sensation and commands you to subscribe to her videos.
MrMaDelirious and His Belch
May 24th
Performed with the aid of what appears to be a lukewarm Diet Coke.
Giggling Belch
Apr 26th
No better way to entertain your kid brother than by recording belches on the ‘puter.
Old School Simpsons Belching Contest
Mar 1st
Just found this on YouTube. The voice sync gets messed up at the end, but this is what the Simpsons looked like 20 years ago on the Tracy Ullman show.
Busty Belching
Feb 20th
This is Jezz. About halfway through, she grabs her chest to help push out these belches.
Now I Really Don’t Want Taco Bell
Jan 24th
Evidently you don’t have to wear a shirt at Taco Bell to get service.
Andrea Rips One
Nov 12th
Here is a cute chick tearing one out, but as a pro tip: Move the microphone back or put a sponge over it to prevent the overmodulation.





