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Ugly Women Vow to Withhold Sex; World Thankful
Mar 12th
A group of unattractive women called “Liberal Ladies Who Lunch” is threatening to go on a sex strike or something over free contraceptives. More than half of this group looks like they are already going through the change, and the others look completely unbangable, so its doubtful they have much sex at the moment anyways.
From the Blaze here via Twitchy:
The group describes their motivations on the event’s Facebook page, saying, “In truth, if we lose our hard won rights to medical care, birth control and pregnancy choice, it won’t only affect women. Men will have to go back to the days when they waited for or paid for sex. This issue impacts all of us. This strike is designed to make that point. Ask your man to speak up for your rights, because when we lose our reproductive choices, so do they.”
Is it misogynistic to call this group a bunch of weather-beaten old cows? Moo.
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Cracker Barrel Worried About an All-White Image?
Jan 10th
I like Cracker Barrel. The food isn’t always the best, but if you travel often on the road, you can always count on consistent, home-cooking style of food, and the place is a great restaurant to bring a large family. Our family sometimes goes out of our way to eat at a Cracker Barrel, and the nearest one to us is in Manassas. We even have a Cracker Barrel Christmas Tree Ornament, and we get stocking stuffers, candy, and other goodies from the Country Store. Hell, if I had room for a good rocking chair, I’d get one from them. But I think the food chain worries that they don’t seem to appeal so much to minorities. I tweeted this morning:
The sign I spoke of is this one below:
You know, some stores have had quite a few problems with the way they handle minorities- Denny’s for instance, who have paid class action lawsuits because they treated blacks disrespectfully. Now blacks throw chairs at their restaurants, so I guess they fixed whatever problem they had, but that’s a different story in a post here. But I could see a sign like that at a Denny’s, and in fact, I think they have something similar on their menu in fine print.
So why would Cracker Barrel need a sign like this? Perhaps it is because they hang signs of Octoroon women who weren’t allowed to vote?
This is a photo I took in a Williamsburg Cracker Barrel of a popular tobacco label, but an Octoroon is a one-eighth black person. So why couldn’t this woman vote? Because she’s a woman and it is the year 1890, and she’s stuck on a tobacco label, that’s why.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Girls Are Looking Pretty Stupid Nowadays
Jan 9th
There has been a rash of videos going viral on the intertubes showcasing the stupidity of most girls by highlighting the highly illogical phrases they say during normal interaction with guys, black girls, and now gay guys.
And while some of these are funny, I really love how they are setting back womens’ liberation by about 60 years.
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Don’t Hire Blonde Technicians
Dec 18th
Mikko pointed out this ridiculous photo he stumbled across today. A blonde woman, wearing safety glasses is stooped over an open laptop with a multimeter and a magnifying glass.
If someone wants to purchase this photo with the watermark removed, they can do so here. But I don’t understand what this image would illustrate to anyone. Girls are dumb? PC Repair done wrong?
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Generation Y Women Losing Cooking Skillz
Jan 30th
My wife is a fantastic chef. And she’s generation Y. But she definitely is critical of many of her peers in her age group who can’t seem to navigate their way around a jar of peanut butter.
From News.Com.Au here:
Gender roles now being forgotten
Life too fast and busy for DIY skills
Generation Y less able than others
BASIC “female” skills are becoming endangered with fewer young women able to iron a shirt, cook a roast chicken or hem a skirt.Just as more modern men are unable to complete traditional male tasks, new research shows Generation Y women can’t do the chores their mothers and grandmothers did daily.
Only 51 per cent of women aged under 30 can cook a roast compared with 82 per cent of baby boomers.
Baking lamingtons is a dying art with 20 per cent of Gen Y capable of whipping up the Aussie classic, down from 45 per cent for previous generations.
Traditional skills outside the kitchen are falling by the wayside with Gen Y women woefully behind their older counterparts, the study by McCrindle Research found. Only 23 per cent can grow a plant from a cutting when 78 per cent of older women say this is a breeze.
Driving manual cars is also on the decline with just 40 per cent of women under 30 possessing this skill compared to 71 per cent of older women.
I had to look up a “lamington.” Its a square piece of sponge cake. Yeah, that seems pretty easy to do. I keep hearing lots of complaints about Generation Y from my own generation- that they are too into video games, don’t have the go-getter attitude at work. Are these fair criticisms?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Iran to Women: Get Under the Burka and Back in the Kitchen Whores!
Apr 28th
An Iranian cleric has deemed that women are whores if they get a suntan. And that’s gonna lead to earthquakes. So for the greater good, they are going to start rounding up women with tans and putting them in prison. Hilarious!
From the Telegraph here:
Suntanned women to be arrested under Islamic dress code
Iran has warned suntanned women and girls who looked like “walking mannequins” will be arrested as part of a new drive to enforce the Islamic dress code. A national crackdown would be extended to women who have been deemed to be violating the spirit of Islamic laws. He said: “The public expects us to act firmly and swiftly if we see any social misbehaviour by women, and men, who defy our Islamic values. In some areas of north Tehran we can see many suntanned women and young girls who look like walking mannequins.
“We are not going to tolerate this situation and will first warn those found in this manner and then arrest and imprison them.”
The announcement came shortly after Ayatollah Kazim Sadighi, a leading cleric, warned that women who dressed immodestly disturbed young men and the consequent agitation caused earthquakes.
Those burkas also cover up all the bruises.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...In Space No One Can Hear You Menstruate
Apr 5th
The most women at once blasted off into space today. They had to train at NASA for a few weeks to make sure their cycles synchronized in time for the launch.
In some sort of bizarre experiment NASA decided to send up as many space bitches at once as possible. And judging by the picture, its one of each. From the Times here:
In the finest display of extraterrestrial girl power to date, four women astronauts are preparing to rendezvous in space nearly 50 years after the Soviet Union put the first woman into orbit.
The $100 billion (£66 billion) International Space Station (ISS) is to host the biggest non-Earth gathering of women, with one arriving on board a Russian Soyuz capsule yesterday and three more due to join her this week.
It will be one of the shuttle fleet’s last voyages. Only three more are scheduled after this, during which construction of the ISS must be completed and spares vital to its long-term operations stockpiled on board.
A replacement manned space programme known as Constellation has been cancelled by President Obama, leaving Nasa’s aspirations for human space flight uncertain. The President will elaborate on his vision for American space exploration during an address to Nasa workers in Florida next week.
Thank God Obama is putting an end to this space silliness. I guess the ISS will just rot up there.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Worshipping the Earth Means You Get Jellies on Your Fingers
Jul 22nd
Eeeewww! I have said it before, and I will say it again. Eco-worshipping whackjobs are self-loathing copromaniacs who are obsessed with their own bodily waste. I have documented previously how they want everyone to drink their own urine, and to restrict everyone to one piece of toilet paper, want to flush the toilet only once per week, and even reusing tampons. They even want to ban flushing toilets altogether. They even made a battery that requires you to pee into it to power it, getting urine all over your fingers. These freaks think that two-ply toilet paper is more damaging to the environment than driving Hummers. Now they insist that women stop using modern feminine hygeine products and use these rags instead.
From Etsy.Com here with thanks to Moonbattery:
So go ahead, Gush!
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FAQ
With the invent of disposable menstrual products we have come to associate menstruation with filth. Menstruation is a symbol and reminder of women’s ability to create life and should not be treated as trash. By washing your menstrual pads rather than throwing them away you are not only doing something good for the environment but you are honoring yourself, your body, and you are celebrating that you are a woman.
Of course moonbat chicks think that being crampy and shooting red jellied discharge from their vaginas should be a “celebration.” Strange. Chicks on their periods never act like they are celebrating. You never see them high-fiving each other or doing chest bumps to one another when they are straining tomatoes and screaming “Yes, I am woman! Let’s drink some white zinfadel and watch a romantic comedy! We are celebrating!”
Besides, aren’t modern feminine products made from cotton anyways? And paper? Aren’t these items biodegradeable? How would buying a reusable pad be “environmentally friendly?” It takes lots of water and detergent and bleach to get them clean. And electric heat to run the dryer.
Why can’t eco-religionists find something else to worry about other than their own bodily discharges?
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Jan 2nd
There is a new female version of Viagra being tested. Oddly, they aren’t calling it Spanish fly.
Its “libigel” and it is supposed to get women ready, willing, and able to do the “bwam-chikka-wow-wow” without having to resort to really expensive dinners, begging, and date rape drugs.
From the AP here:
A drug that could do for women what Viagra has done for men is being tested at the University of Virginia. The drug is a testosterone-laden ointment called LibiGel and it’s intended to boost the libido of women who have lost interest in sex. It will be prescribed at UVa in coming months to women who are suffering from hypoactive sexual desire disorder.
The condition is believed to affect one-third of American women.
“It is the most common sexual problem that women have,” said Dr. Anita Clayton, a psychiatrist with the UVa Health System.
In its second-phase clinical trials at 17 institutions, LibiGel led to a 283 percent increase of satisfying sexual encounters for the women taking the drug.
“A lot of women have this problem, but unfortunately they’ve been largely ignored by pharmaceutical companies,” said BioSante’s chief executive, Stephen M. Simes. “It’s not fair that women have no drugs, while men have many.”
And finally women can start being the targets of stupid spam emails. Now instead of penis enlargement pills, Viagra, cialis, and others, we will all start seeing spam emails for “libigel.”
I have just sent myself the world’s first spam targeting women who claim to have headaches or otherwise just aren’t “in the mood.” It said:
Your love canal running dry? You having problems hanging onto your man? Wanna hump studs like Britney Spears? Valentine’s Day is right around the corner! Be ready for your man! Turn your Ve-Ji-Ji into a Slip ‘n’ Slide!
Buy LibiGel now at record low prices!
And I provided a link to a fake website and I then stole my own credit card information for good measure. So as far as zero day spammers go, I am now a member of that club.
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