Fatty Idiot Vampire in Florida

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Meet Stephanie Pistey. This fat idiot thinks she is part vampire and part werewolf. She is going to rot in jail for the rest of her life because she murdered an ex-boyfriend and drank...

Rolling Wolfpack

I bet you didn’t know that you had to recharge your werewolves in the wall outlet at night, and I bet you also didn’t know that they can achieve speeds of 6 mph when...

Know Who Else is on Team Jacob?

The AP reports that an terrorist attack was cancelled by Al-Queda in order to spare the life of Stephanie Meyers. Wow. Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation’s Capitol To Spare Life Of ‘Twilight’ Author