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Posts tagged werewolves
Fatty Idiot Vampire in Florida
Sep 29th
Meet Stephanie Pistey. This fat idiot thinks she is part vampire and part werewolf. She is going to rot in jail for the rest of her life because she murdered an ex-boyfriend and drank his blood. She is happy with her life behind bars because she gets to watch reruns of Twilight on the prison TV. And she must be team Edward because the boy she killed was named Jacob.
From the MailOnline here:
A Florida teen at the centre of a gruesome murder case has revealed her possible bloodlust brought on by the fact she’s a vampire and werewolf.
Stephanie Pistey, 18, is charged with accessory to murder in the death of 16-year-old Jacob Hendershot. Hendershot was missing for weeks before his naked body was discovered in a storm drain in the town of Parker last month.
Cops said he was killed by Miss Pistey’s fiancé and others after she claimed Hendershot raped her.
Cracking a smile, she said: ‘I know this is going to be crazy. But I believe I’m a vampire – part vampire and part werewolf, so it’s not really a cult, it’s more just like my personality.’
On August 20, days after changing her relationship status to ‘engaged,’ she posted: ‘Yea were merryied and hes going to die hes the one that killed jacob hendershot well i let him i wanted the blood.’
She claimed her account had been hacked.
This fat Florida bitch is so white trash she was even arrested wearing a wolf tshirt. I kid you not.
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Loading ...Rolling Wolfpack
Aug 1st
I bet you didn’t know that you had to recharge your werewolves in the wall outlet at night, and I bet you also didn’t know that they can achieve speeds of 6 mph when rolling downhill.
I think this is the part of Jacob’s family that he doesn’t talk about.
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Mixing Vodka and Team Jacob Membership
Jun 9th
A 20 year old kid in Ohio drank some vodka at a campground and then began to act violent to animals and other campers. When the cops showed up with a net, he claimed he was a werewolf.
From y100 here:
Over the Memorial Day weekend, deputies were dispatched to the Timber Ridge Campground in Brownhelm Twp. after getting reports of an out of control male. The male caller reported his “best friend” was being very violent with people and animals.
Deputies took 20-year-old Thomas Stroup into custody for underage consumption. Stroup initially growled at deputies, then later told them he was scratched by a wolf in the woods and blacks out when the moon comes out.
Stroup appeared to have consumed “copious amounts of vodka” while at the campground.
I think this kid has more than one wolf tshirt in his closet.
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Jun 29th
The AP reports that an terrorist attack was cancelled by Al-Queda in order to spare the life of Stephanie Meyers. Wow.
Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation’s Capitol To Spare Life Of ‘Twilight’ Author
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May 28th
It took this video and some stick figures to ‘splain it to me.
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May 25th
The stupid. It burns. Please please please let there be a rash of Wolf-pack suicides where these tarded teens choke on silver bullets, or maybe get run over while chasing cars.
Or maybe one of them can get heartworms. One thing’s for certain- I hope they all get spayed and neutered ASAP.
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