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The Biggest News From Yesterday: Herpes Monkey Eaten by Tiger!
Oct 21st
Sure some tinhorn dictator was blown away in an epic insurrection, but did you hear about the animal hoarder who let all of his wild bears, lions, tigers and monkeys loose before shooting himself in the face? One of those animals- a monkey, had a raging case of herpes, but its okay- the tiger ate that STD monkey before it could rape the population of Dayton, Ohio.
From the Brisbane times here:
At last count a team of Ohio cops led by Sheriff Matt Lutz had bagged 49 animals, including two wolves, six black bears, two grizzly bears, 18 Bengal tigers, three mountain lions, nine lions, eight lionesses and one baboon.
A monkey, thought to be suffering from herpes is unaccounted for, but may have been eaten by a lion.
The animals were released on Tuesday from a private zoo in suburban Zanesville by their owner who then killed himself. Three leopards, a grizzly bear and two monkeys were taken alive.
That monkey was easy to catch and eat because it was humping a sheep at the time.
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Tiger Gets Jungle Fever; Attacks Malaysian
Feb 14th
Not Tiger Woods. A Bengal Tiger attacked a man while he was squirrel-huntin’ in his Malaysian Jungle backyard. And his wife beat the tiger off with a spoon.
From the AP here:
A woman in a jungle region of northern Malaysia rescued her husband from a tiger attack by clubbing the beast on its head with a large wooden soup ladle and chasing it away.
The tiger pounced on Tambun Gediu while he was hunting squirrels Saturday near his home in a jungle settlement. Tambun’s 55-year-old wife, Han Besau, rushed out when she heard his screams and struck the tiger on its head with a kitchen ladle, causing it to flee immediately.
Tambun was receiving treatment at a hospital for lacerations on his face and legs. He told Malaysian media that he first tried to escape by climbing a tree, but the tiger dragged him down.
“I was terrified and I used all my strength to punch the animal in the face, but it would not budge. I had to wrestle with it to keep its jaws away from me, and it would have clawed me to death if my wife had not arrived.”
Tigers don’t want people eating their squirrels. Clearly.
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Its the 21st Century. Will Asians Stop Eating Tiger Penis?
May 13th
It addition to the ability to sniff out drugs, airport dogs also sniff out beef jerky, or in this case, the dried remains of a tiger’s gall bladder and penis.

From Stuff.NZ here:
A Cambodian woman has been caught smuggling a tiger’s penis into New Zealand.
The exotic, and illegal find, including what is believed to be a tiger penis and gall bladder, was discovered by a sniffer dog after the woman arrived at Auckland Airport from Singapore on Saturday.
A search of the woman, who was travelling with her daughter and husband, revealed a stocking tied around her waist and a plastic bag around her leg.
More proof that not all cultures are the same, and in fact, that some cultures are perverse and evil. What kind of stupid belief system makes you think that you get superpowers from eating the genitalia of a tiger? Can we quash that belief system now please? Its is worthless and doesn’t belong on my world.
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Torturing and Eating Critters for Fun and Profit
Jan 23rd
For any of you going to the Olympics in China, be sure to pop over to the zoo for some really fun times. There you can dine on tiger meat and dangle live chickens over the lion’s pit. And if you are quick with your camera, you can catch a great shot of a live goat being tossed 35 feet onto packed dirt, where injured, it is torn limb from limb by lions.

This post is dedicated to Nancy Zhang, an LA paralegal who wrote to remind me that a 3000 year old culture like the one in China is obviously so much better than our own, since it is old and all. And Chinese.
From the DailyMail here:
The smiling children giggled as they patted the young goat on its head and tickled it behind the ears. Some of the more boisterous ones tried to clamber onto the animal’s back but were soon shaken off with a quick wiggle of its bottom.
It could have been a happy scene from a family zoo anywhere in the world but for what happened next.
A man hoisted up the goat and nonchalantly threw it over a wall into a pit full of hungry lions. The poor goat tried to run for its life, but it didn’t stand a chance. The lions quickly surrounded it and started tearing at its flesh.
“Oohs” and “aahs” filled the air as the children watched the goat being ripped limb from limb. Some started to clap silently with a look of wonder in their eyes.
Just an hour’s drive from the main Olympic attractions in Beijing, Badaling is in many ways a typical Chinese zoo.
Next to the main slaughter arena is a restaurant where families can dine on braised dog while watching cows and goats being disemboweled by lions.
The zoo also encourages visitors to “fish” for lions using live chickens as bait. For just £2, giggling visitors tie terrified chickens onto bamboo rods and dangle them in front of the lions, just as a cat owner might tease their pet with a toy.
You can also visit other zoo animals like the following:
A pair of endangered moon bears with rusting steel nose rings are chained up in cages so small that they cannot even turn around. One has clearly gone mad and spends most of its time shaking its head and bashing into the walls of its prison.
There are numerous other creatures, including tigers, which also appear to have been driven insane by captivity. Predictably, they are kept in cramped, filthy conditions.
Zoos like this make me want to boycott everything Chinese,” says Emma Milne, star of the BBC’s Vets In Practice.
“I’d like to rip out everything in my house that’s made in China. I have big problems with their culture.
“Perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised by their behaviour towards animals, as the value of human life is so low in China.”
And wait, there’s more! Nancy Zhang loves what they do to tortoises in the Chinese zoos. What is it about the Chinese obsession with finding good luck?

And what would hurting tortoises have to do with it?
Simply put, Chinese families now gather in zoos to hurl coins at tortoises.
Legend has it that if you hit a tortoise on the head with a coin and make a wish, then your heart’s desire will come true. It’s the Chinese equivalent of a village wishing well.
To feed this craze, tortoises are kept in barbaric conditions inside small bare rooms. When giggling tourists begin hurling coins at them, they desperately try to protect themselves by withdrawing into their shells.
But Chinese zoo keepers have discovered a way round this: they wrap elastic bands around the animals’ necks to stop them retracting their heads.
You know, dangling chickens, throwing goats and pelting tortoises with coins sure can be thirsty work. If only there was some type of drink that was made by abusing animals that could slake your dual thirst for fluids and animal cruelty- wait! The Chinese have thought of everything! How about taking a tiger, grinding its bones down, and sprinkling it into wine? Would that be a delicious beverage for Red Commies? You Betcha!
Astonishingly, the zoo also sells tiger meat and wine produced from big cats kept in battery-style cages. Tiger meat is eaten widely in China and the wine, made from the crushed bones of the animals, is a popular drink.
Although it is illegal, the zoo is quite open about its activities. In fact, it boasts of having 140 dead tigers in freezers ready for the plate.
The wine is made from the 1,300 or so Siberian tigers reared on the premises. The restaurant is a favorite with Chinese Communist Party officials who often pop down from Beijing for the weekend.
I have been writing about the cruelty of the Chinese for a while now. See here, here, here and here.
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Tiger on Tiger Violence in China
Nov 19th
People email me to ask why I always seem to be picking on China. That their culture is thousands of years old and therefore isn’t it at least equivalent to our own if not far superior? No way Chester! Those Chinese are commie bastards and are evil. Is evil too strong of a word? You tell me.

The liger disapproves of Chinese zookeepers.
From Reuters here:
Tigers in a north China zoo that was too poor to properly feed them turned on each other, killing and eating one, zoo authorities said on Monday.
“There is no money. Of course (the incident) was caused by a lack of food,” a woman in the director’s office at the Shenyang Bingchuan Wildlife Park told Reuters.
“We only receive 1,000 yuan (65 pounds) per month in government subsidies and the park is only able to generate another 1,000 yuan each month from the sale of tickets, which is the main source of income,” the official said.
In the incident, which happened on Sunday, four tigers got into a fight, killing one and devouring its innards.
Do you think this is the only Chinese zoo that mistreats their animals? No, of course its not. Check out how they feed the tigers in a zoo farther to the north- They toss in live cows and goats!

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